All other forms of chocolate and peanut butter candy are inferior to the seasonal Reeses. There is a lull between eggs and pumpkins that I, honestly, appreciate.

Processed into Chinese medicine type consumption, rather than food?

Here I was trying to figure out what a chocolate cow was...

OK, so make all voting days a holiday?

How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it.

Just kidding, Jesus was over a millenium too early to see the invention of coffee.

It's about five to one rural to urban now.

I wonder what its largest newspaper will have to say? Of course, Autotrader doesn't usually make political statements.

Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.

Or maybe it has more rat parts in the chocolate, but yes that's the gist of my theory.

You do you, but maybe be open to new experiences. There's no reason you can't share your passions with another person who may have overlapping interests.

I think there are secret grades of retail products and stores get these differently graded products based on the "tier" of store they are. So Dollar General candy maybe didn't pass QA to be sold at, say, Harris Teeter. I'm not talking about selling a package with less candy in it. I mean, for example, that the candy at the Dollar General may inexplicably have a higher percentage of adulterants or slightly off on flavor so it gets assigned C grade so it goes into packages of candy sold at C grade markets.

It's probably not a conspiracy so much as I don't know what industry jargon to search for to find out more information.

Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.