Everyone knows you gotta select the adult's menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻

Not yet...

Betty White. Sadly, I don't know where they buried her..

If someone screws him/her up the ass, they'll have a chocolate banana milkshake..

I'll see myself out now.

I've never been the sort of person to ask or insist anyone to display a particular expression. But...

At times I've encountered friends, both male and female, that were struggling in life and crying.

Sometimes I would smile at them and say "Hey, you're leaking again"

I almost always got them to lift their spirits and smile, with a bit of a lighthearted chuckle even.

Though not a moment I'd take a photo of, out of respect, it still reminds me how easy it can be to get a friend to smile.

Nobody asked Luigi to smile, he just did..

Hi, is this product still available?

I have 20 cents for a down payment.

As a lifelong citizen of South Mississippi at age 42, my late father would often say...

"Shit flows south son"

Choose One?

That question mark ❓ suggests the option I could take them all instead if I wanted...

This chart is incomplete. Where's the bricks? Where's the fire?

As someone else in another thread called it..

Trumpster Fire 🔥

One day it's Listeria, the next it's Salmonella, and the next it's Bird Flu.

At this rate, whether you're a carnivore, omnivore, or herbivore, everyone is at risk of eating basically anything. But it's okay, as the grocery prices rise, we gradually get used to eating less, so eventually we won't need to eat anything anyways...