[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

I just don't like seeing ships get hurt, ok? Unless it's the Kuznetsov.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Can we not relaunch the argument that turned into a black hole, pulling everyone on Lemmy into a hellish void? Let's keep the cat diet discussion in c/vegan, c/cats or some other devoted sublemmy.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

The little cardboard nuke being tossed over is what kicked me in the happiness.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

You don't catch Saddam yaddayaddaing for 2 hours about his Iraqi historical fantasies. He was busy learning to breathe through a pipe with a box fan stuck in it.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 130 points 1 month ago

"white chocolate" doesn't exist. It's just sugar and a little bit of cocoa butter. It's edible wax. It's not chocolate and it doesn't belong in any assortment of sweets, ever. Cocoa butter is skin moisturizer and that's it.

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New frontiers in perimeter defense for South Korea, as presidential complex security finds a present from the Norks on the roof. "Citadel 3 to Citadel Actual, I need sawdust and a scraper at roof access sector 7." It's been quite a month for the reputations of presidential security services around the world. Which one would you MOST or LEAST want to join, even if you could write your own ticket?

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South Korean private citizens send snack cakes, pamphlets, movies and K-Pop, North Korea's defense ministry sends (or strongly condones sending) dookie and trash, says that their deliveries represent how hard it is for the DPRK to get rid of their trash. I THINK WE KNOW who the real victims are here.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642241

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231

cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288

They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231

cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288

They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

Yes, this is what girls want, not money or six pack abs. We want a thicc boi that can decimate a Russian radar station while making us pancakes.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Good memories here. We need more Tycoon content. How TF did giant flaming smokestacks get in there, lower right corner of two screenshots? A mod?

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

It was worth stealing. The zombified Barbossa is somehow more scary with the goggles and tacticool stuff. He can walk over the seabed. He could be anywhere right now. Goggles freak me out.......what were we talking about?

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

AND WAGNER FECKIN STARTED IT.

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AI interpreting images, yawn. AI interpreting language, what a trip! All credit to @animelvr_269 on Nightcafe, of course.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

The true NCD really lives in the hearts of each and every one of us.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

It's almost like moderators were highly skilled workers in a very, very small niche. It's as if a company that sold highly specialized training for prenatal brain surgeons, started a campaign to discredit every single prenatal brain surgeon in the world and force them all to lose their jobs, then attempted to fill in every one of those jobs with middle school theater kids.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

I was hoping so hard for a Swanson meme. I thank you from the bottom of my weird little heart. "Why get a ham radio license?" Argh. Because I want to achieve my own Pyramid of Greatness.

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submitted 1 year ago by verity_kindle@lemmy.world to c/war@group.lt

A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave die only once. Call your babushka, let her know you love her. [Auto- Translated, please forgive if it's lacking]: Боягуз гине тисячею смертей, хоробрі вмирають лише один раз. Зателефонуйте своїй бабушці, дайте їй зрозуміти, що ви її любите.

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Glorious non credible story of a man who WOULD NOT BE 360NOSCOPED.

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So what the heckin heck, my delegates? Any chance at all that this catering company owner recorded while NOT having his hand pressed to the flattop in his own kitchen? He says he's alive, his friends say he's alive, the Geiger counter taped to his head is overclocking.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by verity_kindle@lemmy.world to c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

How do you properly conjugate "Reddit" in Latin? First, you need to know if the proper noun, "Reddit", is male or female and base the conjugation of the verbs in the sentence on its gender , just as in Spanish or French. Reddito? As in "Carthago Delenda Est"? At first, it seemed easy to just use "Reddito", since Carthage was a city and Reddit is a community of sorts. The I realized that Reddit is no longer a community, but a hostage situation. What gender to use, then? Surely the ancient Near Eastern peoples had camps where they held captives or hostages during negotiations. Hostage trading was big business for them. My father in law is a retired Latin teacher, maybe he can help me parse this out.

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Slava ukraini, baby. My Lord and Savior Christ the Lord is a Jew, so super excited to find out that the Russians think that I, too, am an unstoppable Space Jew.

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