we'll see how rare is the new "rare" event. Next thing you know Sahara is a well-known rainforest and amazon is the well-known desert.

The biggest joke I've heard from r/cats: "we got 3 fountains and my cat keeps drinking puddle water outside like it's the tastiest thing in the world"

Wait about 12-13 years, and you won't be able to get them out of bed before noon.

(Carcadian rhythm dramatically shifts with aging. It's a reverse U shape)

If only you knew the joy of walking around the city at night. Not a damn soul. (Unless it's the weekend ofc, then the streets are full and everyone is smashed)

The problem is, when they start with construction noises at 8am, this is all fine and legal, but if I come back at them with vacuuming at 11pm, I'll just get a fine.

It's ok, I run my drier at night. It's enough to be annoying and not enough for anyone to call the police.

• You don't know the real numbers
• All Lives Matter would've been a better protest slogan to begin with
• Men are not trash, women are not trash, some of both are, you definitely belong in there regardless of your gender identity. You can be a non-binary trash if you prefer, but I can guarantee you're trash.

I do do that for approximately those reasons. And I want to slap the fuck out of whoever wrote this text just as much as you.

Certainly close enough says the expert. And then someone in the other thread explains how the legal definition is so fkd up it essentially excludes male victims. Tell me about real sexism here.

But you know what? It shouldn't fuckin matter either way, because if it does to you, you're the problem.

There's a comedian who told a story, that I feel almost every guy can tell as if it was theirs..

They had that friend in their friends group. You know, the kne always making misogynic jokes etc. Well, yeah, that guy eventually raped someone.

You know where he says it was his, the comedian's, fault? The whole group always laughed at those jokes, or maybe didn't laugh, but definitely didn't dismiss them, didn't lecture the guy, didn't tell him it was not ok.

There's this men's club where misogyny is an accepted business as usual. And it enables deranged individuals.

So, as a man who's aware of the statistics, you can start doing some prevention: shame other men for misogyny.

Oh, and btw, fuck the lady with sign. She's a petty sexist using someone's tragedy to support her hate for men.

How did it fall apart, how? Despite all the top diplomats and the UN? Oh how?

Ah, wait, it's the regular. Bibi had too many nukes.

I dunno what are they talking about. You can buy a Eurostar AMS-Paris for tomorrow. Not to London, though. Need to change in Bruxelles.

USA-backed jewish radical terrorists continue their unlawful expansion and genocide in the middle east by declaring war on Lebanon.

What a banger of a headline.