Solution: play through two mirrors

Several beings perish each cycle from this

You win a free trip to the Hague

The cynical part of me wonders how many of these "we're cooked" comments are part of a psyop to discourage Democrats from voting

I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn't notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

Look, I had a busy weekend, okay

In the 2000s women were straight up having orgasms in shampoo commercials.

I remember I used to be subscribed to a mailing list for a programming language. A friend of the lead developer set the mailing list up for them at his university, and then went off and did his own thing. It was completely unmoderated. Some kid sent a "neat little proggy" his friend Dieter wrote. If the extent of my Internet usage wasn't limited to free email through Juno, my entire hard drive probably would have gotten deleted that day lol

I wonder what they changed "retroactively aborted" to