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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 253 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Mom, can we stop and get some Python?

No, we have Python at home.

Python at home....

[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 197 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What if I prefer this?

#define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET {
#define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET }
#define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET (
#define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET )
#define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP :
#define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ;

int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
  if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
    asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET
      "mov $1, %%rax\n"
      "mov $1, %%rdi\n"
      "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n"
      "mov $4, %%edx\n"
      "syscall\n"
      PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
      PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP
      PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx"
    CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
  CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET
  return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET

asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n"
  "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n"
  ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 5 months ago

You can't be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 28 points 5 months ago

Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.

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[-] z500@startrek.website 49 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You win a free trip to the Hague

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

They don't even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.

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[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

Can this be done with emoji?

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 5 months ago

Thanks. I hate it.

[-] sunglocto@lemmy.zip 95 points 5 months ago

Idk why but i fell in love with this and might just use it now

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 months ago
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[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 82 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Looks like Python, but in an editor with a weird TUI scrollbar

[-] subignition@fedia.io 85 points 5 months ago

High chance that it's a Python programmer who is really unhappy about having to work in Java, lol

[-] tan00k@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Agreed. I saw this and thought it looked beautifully passive aggressive

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[-] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 77 points 5 months ago
[-] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 5 months ago

Literally me every time I want to program something slightly complex in Python.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago
[-] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago

YAML makes you appreciate Python's 4 spaces indentation.

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[-] savvywolf@pawb.social 75 points 5 months ago

Whitespace isn't semantically important. Ticket closed.

[-] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 months ago

That would be a very satisfying ticket closure

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 74 points 5 months ago

Python with extra steps

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago

Python programmer encountering a real programming language for the first time.

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[-] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Growing up with C made me assume semicolons and braces were needed to avoid subtle bugs, but experience with more recent languages showed me that it's possible to reliably parse the same semantic cues that humans use: indentation, parentheses, and other such context. (Perhaps this was less viable when C was invented, due to more constrained hardware.)

I was skeptical at first, but in practice, I have never encountered a bug caused by this approach in Python, Nim, or any other language implementing it consistently, over the course of a decade or two using them. Meanwhile, I have seen more than a few bugs caused by brace and semicolon mistakes.

So nowadays (outside of niche & domain-specific languages) I see braces and semicolons as little more than annoying noise and fuel for religious arguments.

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 34 points 5 months ago

In Java it’s quite difficult to forget semicolon and still have a syntactically correct program.

I think braces are incredibly important. With Python it can be confusing which indentation is correct when copying code between files. Different indentations can easily be still syntactically correct, but the outcome is vastly different. It’s often I have to double and triple check to verify I copied the code with correct indentation.

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[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 56 points 5 months ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago

.... whitespace is whitespace.

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[-] SlothMama@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

I low key love it. It's unconventional, but it's not hard to read

[-] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

it's not hard to read

Until there's missing brace somewhere

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 44 points 5 months ago

I was like, "where are the braces?". Then, I turned to the right

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[-] Heavybell@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This looks like a python programmer that is mad they have to write ~~C#~~ Java…

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My credo on this kind of thing is never do something that will make your successor so mad that they find out where you live and post parts of your body to Interpol.

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[-] match@pawb.social 40 points 5 months ago

This should be its own language. Pyava.

[-] jwt@programming.dev 30 points 5 months ago

Or Jathon (pronounced like Mike Tyson would pronounce JSON)

[-] runeko@programming.dev 20 points 5 months ago

Or we can round out the confusion and call it PythonScript

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 months ago

I kinda like it, easy to see unbalanced braces

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 37 points 5 months ago

Last day at the company, pushed over 5,000 commits. Just style changes, still passes all the checks.

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[-] Hack3900@lemy.lol 34 points 5 months ago
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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago
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[-] Binette@lemmy.ml 33 points 5 months ago

Pseudo-python

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Honestly, looks neat, might adopt this

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 5 months ago

bro what the fuck

[-] alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 5 months ago

That would be very cool to have in a code autoformatter

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Damn. That’s tidy to the point of inconvenience.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago

I'm not a coder, and.... Well... Thanks, I hate it.

Even I know this is horrific. Where the fuck does this statement end? Which of these brackets refer to this section of other brackets. Idfk.

I could give a shit less if it was just for a single block per or something but ";}}}" hurts me.

[-] velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 months ago

Well the code indentation explains that, like python. The issue is not reading it. You would rather quit your job than edit this.

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[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Auto formatter as part of the expected language tooling is Go's greatest move, even if their formatter doesn't go far enough.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 5 months ago

The braces need indentation, of course.

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[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I’m more concerned about that poor stack with all those recursions.

It’s also ~~O(n^2)~~ O(n!). I’m not sure what they’re trying to do, but I’m sure it can be done in O(n) (or at least polynomial).

Reject.

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