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[-] NateNate60@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago
[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream...

[-] Faceman2K23@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

I have no port, and i must stream?

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

Do you still have an anus? Scream from there.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

They still have USBs though.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Now they only get three cloaica-mouths but I want them to have 5

[-] DrPop@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

I miss tube tvs. During Christmas I use to put tinsel on the screen and then turn off/on the TV and that shit would whip out.

[-] gjoel@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

They ingest nutrients via the keyboard.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I thought my keyboard was doing this, but it was just storing all the little crumbs in its mouth...

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

i'm considering getting a bluray drive to rip all my discs partially because i love the unboxing/inserting/ejecting/repackaging so much

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