Professional googler

Made the most money in my life creating and editing power points.

Could be worse, two years of college, three years of university, ended up working as a valet for over a decade 🤷

4 year of specialized schoool to end in construction !!!

Professional success can be measured with the number of emails you send and the number of meeting you attend in a week. Direct correlation.

I'm a maintenance worker and I'm convinced that it's my communication, skills and ability to bullshit my way through emails, which has allowed me to have a career. I'm a master at giving you a long detailed email about an issue that you won't understand and make you think it was a lot more difficult than it was, and how lucky you are to have had me catch it. All my weekly reports are a digital trail of bullshit that makes me look good, but can't be proven false.

I also took meeting notes.

I spent 6 years in college. :(

So then go back, and do something different at college. It is not that hard to do. You did it the first time