To be fair his dad abandoned him with his mother and then set him up to die for basically no reason. Kinda an asshole.
Not even an 'hang in there buddy'.
Nailed it
The comment should be pinned to this post
It was a great execution, but I have to wash my hands of any participation in a pun thread.
I'll wash your feet
Dad turned his phone off for an afternoon after he got woken up by an essay length text message sent in the middle of the night before
You mean he abandoned himself, or is it themselves?
It's worse than this: Somehow he decided to live amongst the peasants, but put on this big show about; but 'how do ya do fellow plebs?'. In some twisted logic, Jesus is somehow the son and the father, at the same time, but different.
Also: ghost
Oh yeah his family is loaded, I heard they named a chapel after him
"pretends to be poor" == "not into conspicuous consumption"
Judging by the glasses, this is a 2012 meme judging hipsters for inconspicuous consumption.
I mean yeah if I could turn water into wine…
I rum a distillery and literally turn water into spirits. I just add a bit of yeast and sugar and boil that bad boy.
Guess I should call myself rum Jesus.
Well in that case I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola.
Started from the bottom now we here
Carpenters were pretty rich back then
Your’d better shut up, so you know who’s my dad?
