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Lose either way (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by fastandcurious@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

"It is better to wake up and pee than pee and wake up"

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago

Get diapers, then you can pee in your sleep as much as you want.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

It does have a capacity. Can't be pissing too much.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago

Multiple layers go!

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Get another one, problem solved

[-] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Just go all day. Never have to worry about the bathroom again.

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I rather pissed myself than using diaper

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

So Ruining mattresses and bedding and making the whole place smell like piss is much less embarrassing for you huh

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 11 months ago

I follow a rule that I saw written in sharpie at a hipster bar bathroom in Calgary, Alberta: piss in the sink or sink in the piss.

[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of "It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum"

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

One just begets the other

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 9 points 11 months ago

10/10 meme.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

8 year old me feels personally attacked.

[-] LueZypher@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

What about sleep shitting then?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Shitting in sleep and sleeping in shit are both pretty grim

[-] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Piss sleeping is understandable, but shit sleeping? How is that even possible?

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Don't worry it hardens. Especially if you roll around in you sleep to even it up.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 11 months ago
[-] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

In sleep pissInn

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