"You see, the short hair means she's a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens."
This guy sci-fies.
See also: Karlach in BG3
Nah, Karlach doesn't have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically
She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who's down soon as you get her engine insulated.
What do you even need a barber for?
Example:
Bobby is such a good character, the actress nailed it.
When I first saw her casting, I was doubtful. But she was spectacular and completely flipped my opinion. Same with Amos. They producers really did a great job finding great actors.
Avasarala was perfect from the first frame. She walked off the pages of the book.
She was the only one who could do avasarala that wasn't Jefferson Mayes
She was badass hell yeah
I've seen her somewhere, but I can't remember the move title 🤔
NSFW: Christy Mack
That’s it. It was from Baby Got Boobs 14. Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue. And I just rewatched it like last week, too.
Does it hold up after a rewatch?
Yes, but not as well as Christy Gets Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked In The Wood Shop. That one was touching.
Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked
Isn't this a hash brown order at Waffle House?
Move title might be doggy or missionary
No but she's half boy you see
Bottom half or top half? This is important.
Left half
I can work with that.
One testicle, half a penis and half a vagina?
My favorite pizza toppings all in one sentence
Just like God intended
Just like the average human.
Back half only
peak feminism
Karlach
You keep my girlfriend's name out of your mouth!
I'll call it the "hustle mullet".
business on the side, party every where else.
Well, I mean...
Does THAT count, or...?
Vasquez is always the best
And this is why I click on the NSFW "fitgirls" links when browsing /all
She also has what is arguably the best line in the movie.
I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but... that's Christy Mack. I don't think she's been into space yet tho.
Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.
What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.
People are super stressed and being shitheads to each other online as practice for how they wish they could treat people in thier lives they have beef with, idk.
Movie barber
Back when Burger King had crown shaped nuggets, I was drunk in the back of my friends car, and I called them king hats as he pulled out of the drive thru.
He slammed on the brakes, turned around with a twisted smile, and repeated back to me eagerly, "King hats‽".
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