*muito obrigado

Vili Fualaau?

Let the death of Saburo Arasaka be a lesson to us all: even 150+ year old bastards can get choked the fuck out

Hey now, two things can’t be true at once. It’s 2024. Israel can’t be committing genocide WHILE Hamas is a brutal fundamentalist regime. What are you expecting, some kind of nuance? Pfft.

“It’s remote if you’re connected to this same tin can on a string.”

These surgeons were moving fast, I can see it

Everybody was limb-fu cutting (hiya!)

Those cats were fast as lightning (hiya!)

A true house cat attack is almost a guaranteed hospital visit.

And these public school administrators are making 140,000k a year???

The article states he ate “four to five dried mushrooms.” That could be anywhere from like 2grams to probably 7 grams. A little over seven g is considered a “heroic” dose. It can fuck you up. I’ve done it, but thankfully didn’t lose what little dick I was given from birth

Waymo offering human remains delivery services should death occur on your journey

[McDonalds] said it cares “deeply” about all employees and promised that - working with franchisees - it would “play our part alongside government, NGOs [Non-governmental organisations] and wider society to help combat the evils of modern slavery”.

What fucking empty fucking tripe. They couldn’t give half a fuck. Burn all corps to the fuckin ground.

“WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?”