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[-] FirstWizardZorander@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows you take a shit faster while naked anyway

[-] skygirl@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I'm now naked in bed, and this would probably get my boyfriend excited.

Monkey paw, your bf can't get his clothes off

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 1 year ago

I'm now being arrested for public indecency.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I get suspended because no uniform.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Thankfully, I'd just left work when asked this.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Guess I'm naked and afraid

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm sort of cold until I put on some other clothes. But it's okay, I needed to change those sweatpants anyhow.

Right now I'd be fine. A few hours ago, knee-deep in snow would have been more annoying.

[-] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not wearing anything, so I assume the universe throws a NullPointerException and everything blinks out of existence?

[-] Overarch3784@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Right this minute? I'd be very surprised, as that has never happened for me before, and I didn't think it was even possible. I'd also wonder if it was just me, or if everyone around the world had lost their clothes. Then, I'd look in my closet to see if still had clothes in there. This is all very strange, and I have many questions.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The mosquitos suddenly become very happy...

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

I'm naked. And cold.

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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