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submitted 10 months ago by 01adrianrdgz@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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im very sorry if this sounds like a meme question, but its not!! recently ive been seeing memes on social media that say that santa is real and they even track him in real time and the deniers dont know he exists. does he exist then?? i mean they track him and we know a lot about him so maybe

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[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago

Who do you think brings all those toys? Your parents?

[-] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Whats more likely a man delivering presents to good children, or somehow every parent in the whole world have come together and are colluding in creating a fictitious man and they themsleves are giving gifts to the kids for no reason?!? Wake up sheeple

[-] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don't exist.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Santa is totally unreal

[-] zeppo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Whatever! You're working for Big... uh... anti-Parent!

[-] rhacer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

If course he exists! I'm 60 years old have raised four children and believe beyond any shadow of a doubt.

My kids have come to me and said "Dad you know that Santa's not real" They can't shake my faith, and now that one of them is a parent, I bet they start to find their faith in him again.

[-] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

NORAD is tracking something on December 24th, who else would it be?

[-] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 8 points 10 months ago

Don't let santa b*lievers (🤢) fill you with propaganda, its the Three Magi that bring presents and it has always been

[-] 01adrianrdgz@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

uhmm ok q.q

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Well, there IS a real one .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbfFgTzbtRw

In recognition of this festive season, we caught up with the real-life Santa Claus. That’s right: Old Man Christmas is a real guy who legally changed his name to Santa Claus. Santa, it turns out, lives on Long Island, owns a barbecue company called Santa’s BBQ and has been Santa for more than 20 years.

[-] 01adrianrdgz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

yea that is nice!!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Realzer than U 🫵

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago

He's only real for children 12 and under. That's why restaurants allow children under 12 to eat free.

[-] ForestOrca@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

I'm trying to follow your logic here. So Santa reimburses restaurants that have this policy? What an amazing, jolly old elf!

[-] ForestOrca@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Santa is real: https://www.santacon.info/

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I found real Santa's Cloudfare tracker:

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Um yes? Do you think they just put some guy in a fat suit and fake beard when he Battle rapped Moses?

[-] bloopernova@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

greg-davies-taskmaster-facepalm.bmp

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, but don't take it from me, take it from the famous Biographics YouTube channel.

By some miracle, he has managed to stick around, those clingy saints ;)

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

He just added you to the naughty list for not believing in him. Enjoy your coal.

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023

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