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[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Translated:

Your family will bleed because of your actions. They will feel eternal pain for your actions. The tears you shed will turn into blood, the pain you feel will be unbearable. You will soon be alone

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Anyone who sends that to someone, regardless of if said person is taking psychedelics, really deserves the effects of karma

[-] SteveTech@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah, like why couldn't it be a good old never gonna give you up?

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Not sure why I clicked the link, but it wasn't what I expected. I'm smiling and nodding along, though.

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago
[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago

This is why I never told any that I was on hallucinogens. Really it's best to not interact with anyone who hadn't dropped with you.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In college I was paid to take people on trips, and trip with them. One thing I did that made a big difference for people was buy a box of cheap wayfarer sunglasses that were all different colors.

After picking yours out (which was a group building exercise that led to serious discussions about color) if you wanted everyone would refer to you as Mr blue or ms green based on the glasses you wore.

It’s amazing how much more willing you are to interact with the world while tripping when you have cool sunglasses on and your crew is doing the reservoir dogs thing.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

That sounds like a pretty good time!

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

what the problem of sending something like that to someone on hallucinogens? i never took it

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Oh nothing. It's just annoying. Anytime anyone hears you're tripping out they start acting like this. It's better to not let them know.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I was curious so I looked it up. This is Amharic

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amharic

ChatGPT says “The text in the image seems to be related to some kind of health service or program, but it is not very clear due to the low quality of the image”

[-] JGrffn@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

..... Chat gpt can look at images now?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

That or it's good at bullshitting.

[-] halm@leminal.space 4 points 9 months ago

Bullshitting is its primary feature.

[-] unrelatedkeg@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So it's basically great at mind reading

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

ChatGPT 4 can

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Other people in the comments have already used Google translate on it, it's pretty fucked up.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

There's an LSD filter you can run images through online. Sent a photo to my bro after he took some tabs :D

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

To the untrained eye, this may not seems like it, but this is what true brotherly love looks like. I bet you're the younger brother.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I'm the eldest! Just less mature ;)

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's not that different from my brother sending me the worst picture he could find to trigger my trypophobia (fear of holes). Joke on him, he cured me of it. Facing your fears truly works.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I don't get it. Looks normal to me.

[-] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago

You are clearly experiencing a severe immunodeficiency of vitamin LSD.

Other symptoms include hyper-rationality, average affect, musculoskeletal stability, a normal appetite, not thinking every goddamn thing is hilarious/terrifying, and in severe cases, being so tolerable as company it's almost painful.

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