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[-] akilou@sh.itjust.works 149 points 11 months ago

"Think of it, magnets," Trump said. "Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets. Why didn't they use John Deere? Why didn't they bring in the John Deere people? Do you like John Deere? I like John Deere."

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[-] neptune@dmv.social 77 points 11 months ago

Fucking tractors, how do they work?

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago
[-] neptune@dmv.social 8 points 11 months ago

Classic old internet 10/10

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 68 points 11 months ago

I feel dumber having read that.

[-] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

I legitimately thought it was a satirical joke when I first saw it. It just comes across as something so nonsensical that you can believe Trump would say it while also sounding so stupid that you can't believe he'd actually say it.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He's finally crossed the threshold of insanity

[-] hansl@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

“Man, Woman, People, Camera, Tv”

[-] Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just now? I recall him mentioning bleach injections, washing the lungs out with bleach, and hitting the body with "a tremendous ultraviolet light" and "bringing the light inside the body" to cure covid19 a few years back.

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Magnets definitely still work when wet... 🤨 Also what that fuck does John Deere have to do with wet magnets lmao

[-] Birdie@thelemmy.club 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He was speaking in Iowa but maybe he thought he was in Illinois, where John Deere is located. Or it could be he knew he was in Iowa and someone informed him that Iowa is a farming state...they may or may not understand magnets but they're probably really up to date on John Deere.

TLDR: he's an ~~important~~ IGNORANT nut case talking to his poorly educated base and he's trying to suck up.

To be clear, I don't think farmers are poorly educated, but I do think his base (including farmers) is. He's trying to speak their language.

[-] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

John Deere has a number of manufacturing plants in Iowa....

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's his typical rambling.

He was originally talking about an aircraft carrier that uses a magnetic elevator lift for the planes rather than hydraulic like a traditional elevator.

Then as usual he kinda lost his train of thought and ranted about nonsense. The connection was that many John Deere tractors have hydraulics.

[-] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 88 points 11 months ago

He also keeps quoting Nazis and promising retribution to his political enemies, but sure if magnets convince someone not to vote for him I’ll take it.

[-] utopianfiat@lemmy.world 79 points 11 months ago

The story here isn't that Trump doesn't understand magnets, it's that he was transparently told to say something by a donor associated with John Deere and he fucked it up because he didn't understand it.

[-] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 41 points 11 months ago

Yeah the best part is that he jumped from elevator magnets and how they stop working when they get wet, to something about they should have stuck with John Deere. His cognitive decline is very real and accelerating quickly, and likely being fed by all his legal issues and knowing that there is a very good possibility that if he can't get himself into the white house he'll never be a free man again.

It will be interesting if they use his deteriorated mental state as a defence when he is found guilty in any of these criminal cases trying to get him a lesser sentence.

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

I said it years ago, after it became clear that punishment for Jan 6th was going to be slow. Trump won. He shat all over our democracy and its people, pillaged the country as much as he could. And by the time any real consequences reach him, he will be too far mentally gone as to be meaningless.

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[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago

He's going for the juggalo vote now?

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

ICP admitted they don't know, and had no interest in learning because they're happy considering stuff like magnets and basic genetics as "magic"

trump doesn't know, assumes he does, and claims he has intrinsic scientific knowledge because an uncle worked at MIT.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

This is probably the only time it'll be remotely relevant so I'm gonna shoehorn in this 49 minute video of a man debunking the ICP song miracles verse by verse. It's truly one of the videos of all time

[-] mouth_brood@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago

It is definitely one of the videos

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

of all time

[-] SCB@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I absolutely love that someone put in this kind of effort for this. This speaks to me.

Thank you for sharing.

[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Actually the specific reason cited for not talking to scientists is that "y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

But you have to admit, his knowledge about nukes is astounding!

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

And hurricane trajectories!

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Also, geography!

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

At least ICP had enough humility to admit they didn’t know how magnets work.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

America has the best magnets. Beautiful magnets. Beautiful American magnets.

Everyone knows lying Joe Biden is weak on magnets. Not me. Everyone who works on magnets knows that you want Trump for strong magnets.

When I was president, magnets were never stronger. I cracked down on the border, windmills, and we had the greatest magnets the world has ever seen.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Gravity to magnet: "Let's see you try that across the entire galaxy."

[-] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

At this point, he's the old drunk guy at the end of the bar.

[-] TornadoRex@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago

Unfortunately the regulars at the bar thinks a prophet

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Even ICP thinks he's a fucking idiot.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Usually there’s some sort of fantastical leap you can do from something reasonable to get to his level of insanity, but I don’t even see that here. Water has never had any effect on magnets, and I don’t know of any conspiracy theory that says it does.

[-] bilb@lem.monster 5 points 11 months ago

Pouring water on the electrical components of an electromagnet?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Maybe that’s what he meant. But he’s talking about a magnetic elevator for an aircraft carrier. I’m pretty sure it’s designed to work while wet.

[-] bilb@lem.monster 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, I was just taking the challenge of trying to rationalize it.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe his reasoning is that they're metal so they'll rust?

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

maybe he saw a gif of cooling magnets with liquid nitrogen to make them seem wet?

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

At a guess, he just remembers being mad at the Navy about something about magnets, but made up the why.

I guess nobody told him that the ship that was supposedly having those issues with EMALS is not only built but on deployment now

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

I think youre correct, I found this from memorial day 2019:

Trump, who has been critical of the Ford-class carriers’ new electromagnetic aircraft launch system (EMALS) system, said he prefers the steam-powered catapults found on the older Nimitz-class CVNs. He again called on the Navy to revert back to the old technology while speaking to naval forces in Japan over the Memorial Day weekend.

Thanks for trying to figure out what the kook was talking about lol, I know hes nuts but he usually has SOMETHING in mind when hes rambling, I was curious what that was

[-] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

See, those magnets could get wet, water-wise. /s

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Absolutely convinced the jugglos highjacked the republican party. All the way down to Trumps orange facepaint, this whole thing has juggalos written all over it.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Can i interest you in.... A Faygo?

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nevermind. Even the juggalos would be more tame than the GOP shit fire.

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