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Why does Jaden Smith look like he's asking me for change on the beach?
He's always got that confused look on his face that makes me want to punch him.
It's the WiFi forehead wrinkles
EdibleFriend wants to punch people with dementia, confirmed.
I mean...it could be funny? They would be so confused but then forget what happened so, then, you get to do it again.
C A N C E L L E D
You'll never be on air again!
I'll be honest, as a dude who makes a lot of dark jokes, even I was a bit on the fence about that one lol
I don't understand why he's Jaden Smith, but he doesn't seem to understand how he's Jaden Smith.
He wants to sell you fresh coconut water.
You would look like that too if your mother cucked your father with your friend and then told everyone.
Tangentially related, the key and peele sketch about Jaden explains his personality so well I believe it's essentially a true real life adaptation of a conversation he has had.
Make peter parker idris elba and mile morales ryan gosling.
In the past year, I saw Idris Elba on Thor: Love & Thunder, then Suicide Squad, and then in freaking Sonic 2 playing Knuckles.
That man can play any role I don't care I'm on board.
Because he is the same in all movies. :)
Exactly...awesome!
They can always say it's yet another universe.
I'm still catching up on who this Miles Morales person is. I'm like Jaden Smith's face right now and it sucks because I want to punch myself so hard.
Simply punch Jaden Smith when you have this urge.
Obviously Miles Morales should be played by Chris Pratt.
"He's so cool"
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Holy shit, Jaden Smith would be a fucking disaster lol
Can he get the swagger of a black teenager right though.
De-age Donald Glover. I don't mean digitally.
De-pants him, too... ;)
You can't just put Ryan gosling in a poll and not expect him to win
I'd give him a fair shot of winning even if it's for a female role and against female actors.
Caleb McLaughlin could probably do pretty well, I don't know who the other guy is, but Jaden Smith would be fucking awful
Shameik Moore is Miles' voice actor in the Spiderverse movies.
Oh shit, then it for sure has to be him. His voice performance in those movies is stellar.
Though, a good voice actor doesn't always make a good live actor so... Whatever, it's all hypothetical anyway.
Fuck nepotism hires
Out of those choices??
Honestly, I'm not sure I like any of the voting options here, mainly because I have no idea who any of these people are..... Except Ryan.
So I'd probably vote Ryan too because no matter the outcome, the results are invalid to me.
Why not Nadji Jeter?
As if they're not going to just give it to Chris Pratt.
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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