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The average American shower
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Nice glock bro
Hey, until you've had a beer in the shower don't talk shit. It rules
That's just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D
I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it's great!
Sounds a lot like alcoholism
Like any substance use, it depends.
Shower beer/seltzer/soda is great at the end of a long day/hard run/big trip etc from the hot water getting your body clean, and the cold refreshing beverage you drink during the process
If beer #7 gets brought into the shower at 3pm, you likely need to sit down and take a look at your life choices
If you sit down you might get water in your beer though
http://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2014/p1120-excessive-driniking.html
Weird when people throw worlds around that like for fun.
A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure
Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.
Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor
I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning
Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day
Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?
Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend's party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn't get it.
Wouldn't do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.
No burger the size of a child's heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.
There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you're on to something and should contact the Hostess company.
Reminds me of this
I loved this guy's delivery
I wash my ass with beer as nature intended
I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.
That's because this is an American woman's shower. That's a "personal protection" purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.
Seriously. Wasn't the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
Fuck off, I'm an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with "This Machine Kills Fascists", Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don't leave me out
Well you fuck off because I'm gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I'll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other "This Machine Kills Fascists", Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.
And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.
Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.
My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.
You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.
The gun is just there to exfoliate.
Forgot the orange
In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.
How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.
What about the average American grower?
That's pretty obviously a Texan's shower. The Buc-ee's lighter is a giveaway. However, that's a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.
I'm very concerned about that person's mental health.
I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.
I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.
Just like saying all Germans are Bavarians
Calm down. Have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Can I get a hell yeah?!
HELL YEAH MFERS!!!!!!1!!!
nailed it!
BY GOD!
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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