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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 312 points 9 months ago

Motorcycle (and backpacking) camper here, so right there are my credentials for being able to shove a camping loadout into a vehicle.

For $3000, you can buy an entire high end backpacking setup, and also be able to use it without the presence of your stupid truck. And when I say entire, I mean it: A nice free standing tent you could probably pitch inside the truck bed if you had some creativity and really wanted to, a premium cot or inflatable pad, very competent sleeping bag, backpack, stove, water filter, hiking poles, a chair, a nice knife, the whole lot.

With change left over. I just added up the full list prices of everything in my core loadout and you could buy it all (including the backpack, which you don't need for truck camping) for $1418.82.

So just do that instead.

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 99 points 9 months ago

Yeah, even a high-quality truck or SUV compatible tent is a minor fraction of the cost here. I could walk into an REI with $3,000.00 and end up with an incredible kit of camping gear. This is highway robbery.

[-] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

I’m pretty sure what happened is that they were essentially pitching a shell for the back of the truck. And if it’s rigid and made of metal and maybe folded down to act as a cover while driving, fine. That’d still be a lot more than what the average truck/SUV convertible will cost. But it’s Tesla so it’s expected.

But then they changed to this BS and couldn’t reduce the price without recognizing the drop in expectation so here we are.

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[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but none of that helps convince me I didn't buy a shitty truck and stave off the buyer's remorse for another few months!

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It’s not rust, it’s a P a t i n a

[-] aniki@lemm.ee 34 points 9 months ago

Even in the same kind of class of hardware, a Thule roof-tent is vastly superior for less money.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

And! You can move that to your next vehicle when your Cybertruck inevitably disintegrates.

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[-] rageagainstmachines@lemmy.world 182 points 9 months ago

I need to understand why people still keep giving that man money. Willingly. It's mind boggling.

[-] JiveTurkey@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

I don't either. People love being shit on I guess. It's what makes huge companies like Apple and Tesla so popular.

[-] JimmyMcGill@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

Apple makes some really stupid products that they charge ridiculous money for and their usual stuff is more expensive than it needs to be but at least their core products are of very good quality. The same cannot be said of Tesla

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[-] fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 9 months ago

It really is.

I'm just amazed anyone would buy the truck, let alone a $3k tent for it.

Just tattoo idiot on your forehead. At least you'd still have most of your money.

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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 123 points 9 months ago

That's like Bethesda fallout backpack levels of quality

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 9 months ago

I have one of those 76 "canvas" (vinyl) bags sitting around somewhere. Anytime somebody I know gets excited about a new Bethesda game, I just send them a picture of it and tell them that I've got a great bag to sell them.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago
[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 months ago

Literally. It's like owning a piece of video game history like one of the cartridges of ET for the Atari - a shitty piece of video game history about the greed of companies.

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

It does literally compare it to that whole debacle in the article

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago
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[-] filister@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago
[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 9 months ago

That is a chonky boi. Too chonky for their own good 🙁

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[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 67 points 9 months ago

"We're sorry that you aren't happy with the tent. The tent shown in the media was a prototype and was too expensive to make. We aren't planning on doing anything about it."

[-] suction@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

OK Elon, thank you! How much money do you need next? No need to tell me for what. Just let me send you some money.

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[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago

$3,000 will get you a really nice regular tent

Why spend it on a tiny little swag that sits on your ute back, I can do that already lol

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 36 points 9 months ago

Depending on your requirements (e.g. are you planning on camping in hardcore places or just regular spots in fair weather), you could get not only the tent but all the rest of the camping gear as well for that price.

[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

You can get a good tent for $50, or a tarp and some rope for $30. You can get all your camping stuff for $1000. Less is more with camping.

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[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 18 points 9 months ago

If you're taking that shitty truck, from early reports, you aren't going to anywhere hardcore. Maybe the park down the street.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

500 dollars will get you a really nice regular tent.

3000 will get you a fucking glampers dream setup.

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[-] 3volver@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago

Holy shit this had me laughing hard. Someone paid $3k for that shit? 😂

This is what happens when you let billionaire leeches like Elon make decisions rather than real engineers.

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago

These idiots just line up to be grifted publicly and then willingly drive around advertising that they are broken trash people. Never stop ridiculing these chuds

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[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 53 points 9 months ago

C'mon, Tesla. Pontiac had this shit figured out almost 25 years ago with the Aztek. This isn't difficult.

[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

Third party Cybertruck tents will probably have an easy time competing.

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

You're not paying for a ridiculously expensive novelty vehicle and then getting practical on after market accessories.

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 24 points 9 months ago

Until Musk tries to sue them.

[-] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 43 points 9 months ago

Its a continuing mystery to me why people want these vehicle-integrated tents. If you want to go into town for a burrito, you have to break down your camp. If parking is only by the road that's where you sleep. If parking isn't level you aren't sleeping level. Your tent is exposed to road dirt and water all the time. They are way more expensive than a regular tent. They are locked in to one vehicle. They make your gas mileage worse. They are hard to install and remove.

If you could have HVAC in the tent then ok. But sounds like that isn't a thing here either.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

I mean, I've seen weirder crap for my car...

[-] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

I actually kinda like those things.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

They were huge at multi day music festivals with camping, probably still are.

You only got so much space for camping, so camping on your car saved space and helped make sure you got a breeze being higher up than everyone.

Like a treefort.

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[-] puppy@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If it cost like $75 max that's within realms of sensibility. If I bought that thing for 3000 I'd probably die from embarrassment. It's like an advertisement for how gullible you are.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

I mean, these people did already buy cybertrucks...

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 9 months ago

Hefty! Hefty! Hefty! Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy!

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[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Man, they really fucked that up...

From the original concept it looks like it started out as a camper shell that could be lifted and had fabric flaps that would keep it sealed. And with the shell closed it would have a relatively flat top.

But it got cheapened to all tent before announced, and then a shitty tent by release.

But that camper shell idea? That would be worth 3k and incredibly awesome.

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[-] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 28 points 9 months ago

I guess if you were going for that post-apocalyptic mad max vibe the cybertruck offers then this is the perfect accessory!

Really looks like someone made a makeshift shelter out of trash bags over the shell of a wrecked old shitty truck.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Over-promise and under-deliver, that is the tesla way.

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[-] warm@kbin.earth 25 points 9 months ago

What do Tesla fans expect at this point? Every product is made as cheaply as possible and sold on marketing bullshit.

[-] suction@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

And here I was thinking all of Elon's fanboys carry a permanent tent anyway?

[-] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 23 points 9 months ago
[-] Mango@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

I could literally do better myself.

Source: I'm just a guy on the Internet.

[-] abhibeckert@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

As a seasoned camper the original design doesn't look even remotely weatherproof. So to me, this is an improvement.

The lack of tent mode (suspension self levelling) is disappointing but in reality other vehicles don't have that feature either and the world is full of level campsites. It's also not that hard to manually level things up with ramps or a jack.

More disappointing is there's no way to connect the tent to the HVAC system - that would have been a massive selling point if they could manage it and surely wouldn't have been difficult? Just need some sort of opening or pipe to the main cabin and a few software tweaks to make sure you don't drain the battery overnight.

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