I'M SUCH A NICE BIRD : funny

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 90 points 9 months ago

You can definitely find men who flirt like all four of these examples.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 39 points 9 months ago

I mean, the flaunting of sexual organs as an attempt to show fitness for mating isn't exactly unlike those things

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[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 84 points 9 months ago

They also literally scream all day at the top of their lungs, "WANNA FUCK??"

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 16 points 9 months ago

Yeah I hate it when I'm trying to enjoy myself at the park and there's a bunch of birds screaming at the top of their lungs about sex.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 17 points 9 months ago

Think of the poor children, we can't let this continue

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

So selfish

[-] Dimantina@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Who Men or Birds? I mean that applies to both. If we are doing this whole sweeping generalization thing.

But seriously majority of Men aren't jerks. Just a surprising number of men who go around hitting/trying to get laid all the time are.

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[-] tory@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

It's just a cacophony of male birds literally shouting it over each other all day from sunrise to sunset.

Nature is so beautiful 😍

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Okay but seriously giving shiny rocks to girls works pretty well. Not like jewelry or gemstones, literally just nice rocks.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Have you ever just sat and admired a well-tumbled stone? They're pretty to look at.

Bonus, if your person is the right type of crafty, they can turn those nice rocks into jewelry! I have a couple pieces my wife has made because they were just interesting stones she's found she thought I'd like.

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[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Well I mean... Not exactly limited to girls. Who doesn't like a nice shiny rock? Nobody, that's who. Show me one person who claims to not have at least one good rock somewhere in their house. Can't do it can yeh? Didn't think so.

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I got a rock last weekend that I'm still pumped about. I'm letting it just sit on top of my coffee table.

Edit: rock

[-] Liz@midwest.social 7 points 9 months ago

God damn. Nice rock.

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[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

One of my exes gave me a pebble, and said something about penguins giving a partner a pebble and they keep it for life. Pretty sure I lost it after a couple of weeks, and found a similar looking one and she never caught on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] criitz@reddthat.com 39 points 9 months ago

Tbh most real birds probably act like the last one.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 12 points 9 months ago

Ducks don't even ask. They just rape. Most birds don't have a penis, but ducks do. It's for raping.

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[+] Mastengwe@lemm.ee 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

And they're really just looking for good genes and not all the other stuff tied to what's perceived as a successful human relationship.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Women ☕

Always complaining about the problems they face and find relatable, smh they just can't stop victimizing men

[-] shininghero@kbin.social 33 points 9 months ago

Lemme smash.

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 9 months ago

No, Ron. Go find Becky.

[-] shininghero@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

You wan... sum fuk?

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago

Pssh, this is completely untrue. The last time I impaled a bunch of small people and animals on a giant thorn, I didn't any attention. Well some, but the only from the police.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 29 points 9 months ago

Building a beautiful house is slightly more involved than weaving together some sticks and twigs that you found.

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Not if you don't have hands

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[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Pigeon nests are even shittier than that. They literally put some twigs down and call it a day. Honestly it's a wonder how they even survive. Google for 'pigeon nest' for a good laugh, they're just so terrible at it, like imagine a person giving bits of wood as a house.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Well, when clubbing I've often seen guys use the same mating strategy as street pidgeons.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

Puffing their chest, wiggling their heads and weirdly "dancing" while rotating in place?

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[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 24 points 9 months ago

Bottom left is just actual neurodivergent flirting

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

It's also how it works in Stardew Valley

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Imagine how thrilled I was when I realized my crush likes to eat a common sort of rock I had like 30 of

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 9 months ago

Not all birds

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 22 points 9 months ago

Definitely not ducks.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 9 months ago

My name is Duck and I'm here to fuck.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

I'm a drake, you made a mistake.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

This guy ducks

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

I'd be a Canada Goose

Hey baby wanna ...... HOOOOOONNNKKKK!!!! .....

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 12 points 9 months ago

I've only properly been a woman for like, 5 years now, but I've honestly only had one dude ever attempt the fourth panel. Most dudes who try to flirt with me do it by talking about their interests and relentlessly complimenting me every time I know something about it or have something to add. That said, it does work on me.

[-] LazyPhilosopher@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I wish men and or women flirted like birds 😔

Honestly our species sucks

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Our species' talent is speech, and that's what we use to flirt. That seems natural to me.

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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I'll take the top left bird please.

And I love how all we women have to do is just sit there and attract men. /s

Funny