Usually we see the problem of cleaning products that look too much like food products, this is the first time I've seen the opposite though

Not even that cheap actually. $10/750ml is on the very low end, but it's not actually shocking.

Made in Alberta. Not surprised, just disappointed.

What the holy f*!?!

That looks like antifreeze

Honestly Beer should appear just as the background

Bear belongs just left of appletini, and vodka with mango juice belongs where beer is.

Vodka straight? Probably a healthy hatred for self and others. Mixed with juice? Now that person knows how to live a happy ass life.

Seriously, if you've a bad drinking habit, vodka and mango juice. You'll crave alcohol less, you're hangovers will be barely noticeable and pleasant, tastes great, is better for you than beers or rum and soda. Plus people will think you're classy AF once you've learned to make a bunch of simple and pleasant cocktails.

Don't waste your time with any of that dirty shit like Smirnoff. Buy something clean like Reyka or don't bother.

American pilsner is definitely higher on "hatred for others" than others.

The only box beer I've ever seen was from rodenbach. Do any others exist?

Get me a beer!

Because they don't taste good and fermented mushrooms have an off-putting texture? I like the flavor of most edible mushrooms but the psylosibe are not tasty.

Microdosing is something I'd really like to try though, it probably WOULD be a really nice energy drink, something that just opened you and woke you just a little not bash you over the head psychedelic.

They sorta tried with absinthe

Part of me assumes the active chemicals possibly get broken down during fermentation too,

Cap'n Morgan is a privateer, not a pirate.

The difference is Morgan did it officially for a country, not to ransack loot from whoever.

The darker the swill, the darker the seas you sail. Hate yourself better and fight the Kraken with your face.

Box ethanol, maybe?

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Water is the antithesis used to judge the alcohol