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Bloody nose (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 134 points 7 months ago

Reminds me of the first time a friend of mine and his dad went to London. They were both more or less fluent, though his dad less so:

My friend's dad, trying to order an extra rare steak: "A bloody steak, please"

Waiter, without missing a beat: "Certainly, sir. Would you like some fucking potatoes with that?"

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago
[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

I mean it is kind of weird that “rare” is used to denote “barely cooked”, when it usually means “very scarce or hard to find”.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, as a non-native speaker, I've always considered that really weird too. Same with "well done", which is apparently worse than murder if you're enthusiastic about steaks 😄

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Made my day

[-] Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Blue or Blue-Rare are the steps above rare afaik (at least in the US, not sure about England). Any restaurant that asks "what does that mean" isn't a restaurant I'd trust to serve me meat that is cool in the middle.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 93 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

imagine being on twitter so much you even dream about getting annoyed by pedantic twitter users, this doesn't sound like a happy existence.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

lol it’s a funny tweet. I don’t use twitter, but find joy in the cleverness and humor that people there spit out.

Would never use the app myself though. Screenshots on lemmy are as close to the rim of the volcano I’ll go.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

... $100 says they're happier than you.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago
[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Stay happy my dude

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

It's a joke that's been going around online, OOP made up this janky setup to sound original.

[-] toastal@lemmy.ml 68 points 7 months ago

My first WTF moment with British English was walking into a restaurant & the hostess asked: “are you alright?”. “Do I have a bloody nose?” I quaked. Turns out it was just how folks say “what’s up?” as a hello there.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

to which she responded, "Yes of course you have a nose, but why are you cursing about it?"

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

It’s more just “alright mate”, or even just “reet”.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

...so they remembered a Twitter post in their dream, and posted that as if it was their joke?

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 45 points 7 months ago

Strangely enough, it's the same user. Makes it even weirder in a way

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

Source: It was revealed to me in a dream

[-] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

This person makes dreams into reality.

Legend

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

bloody twat

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago
[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago
[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

How did a bloody nose win an F1 race?

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You have to sacrifice a body part if you're not Max Verstappen (because his sacrifice was a visit to the gas station)

[-] Master@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

By being a twat, if my memory or no is is correct.

[-] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Major Kovalyov: "Am I a joke to you?"

[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Cooper Howard has entered the chat

matt rose replied to this (i think)

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