Literally this post.

https://lemmy.world/post/17492502

🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky

My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can't hear anything other than "Starbucks lovers".

"Blitzkrieg Bop" always sounded to me like "let's get fucked" for some reason

Instead of "I showed my faith to the man in charge" its "I showed my feet to the man in charge", I like my version way better.

I-M H-I-M
The jizzy m&m

This is where most of my passwords come from

I'm working late
Cuz I'm a sinner

"I just want to set the world on fire"

The fact that it's lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.

When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick

I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now we’re stressed out

I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: "Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?"

I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha

Turn the page: “On a long and lonely roadway,

East of my heart”

I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.

"Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!" - Head Automatica, The Razor

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!" - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

"The only man who could ever breach me..."

Nobody can take that feeling away from me!

Murphy's fighting; how come you're in the stands?

All the tacos you could have picked, strumming softly to sheet music 🎶

When I first heard Foghat's "Slow Ride" I thought they were saying "Snow White / take it easy!" Which made a lot of sense to college me

this Snow White vixen is really getting down to business...

Silver of Straw

Superchunk has a song called hyper enough and I think the first verse ends with "lofter gusts" but it sounds like he's saying "laughter guns" to me and many others. So much so the band made an EP with the title. Features a college radio show doing a deep dive on the subject.

And if I catch it coming back my way I'm gonna smurf it to you 🎶

"She needs him, that's why she'll be back again" is much better than "she feeds him"

“All my friends are eating steak and snow…”

You already know the song O Fortuna and now you know the lyrics