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[-] Kashmir@midwest.social 11 points 5 months ago

Just buy like 10 apartments in New York.

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

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[-] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

[-] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago
[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago

Genie: There are 5 rules...

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

I mean c'mon genie, that barely covers my Kharadron, Drukhari, and Votan dream collections.

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[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 months ago

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 5 months ago

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 8 points 5 months ago

The Brewster's Millions genie

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

[-] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago
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[-] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

[-] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

[-] supertrucker@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

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