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Trump says he ‘went down in a helicopter’ with Willie Brown. Former S.F. mayor says it never happened (www.sfchronicle.com)
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Weirdo can't keep what actually happened separate from his own fantasies.

Edit: The New York Times has gone around and interviewed other people named "Brown" who might have been on a helicopter with Trump at some point. It wasn't them either

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 48 points 2 months ago

Maybe he meant he went down on Willie Brown on a helicopter

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

he went down on a willie in a helicopter but all he got was a little brown.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Good ol' ATM action

[-] silence7@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

Maybe he fantasized about doing that:

“You would have known if I had gone down on a helicopter with Trump,” Brown said Thursday. “I’ve never been on a helicopter with Trump.”

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That Times link now says it was actually Jerry Brown, not Willie Brown, who Trump was in a helicopter with, and it was never in danger of "going down".

But I guess to Trump, all these Brown people look the same....

[-] Djtecha@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Swift boat!

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I fucking wish he went down in a helicopter.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

At least walk into a rotor blade.

[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

I wish Trump traveled everywhere on a V22 Osprey.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Every word is a lie

Lie lie lie sleepy don

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 8 points 2 months ago

Is this some sort of sex act? What's a helicopter?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

I've heard of a helicopter blow job, where the job distributer hangs on a pulley above the bed, rotates to wind up the rope, then puts the member in the mouth, and lets the rope unwind.

More performance than something else, but it's the only sex act that is helicopter adjacent.

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

Ok GoogleAI, give me a deepfake video recreating the time that Donald Trump went down on Brown's Willie in the style of a helicopter blowjob

[-] flying_mechanic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that

[-] averyminya@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

"I'm sorry, I'm not able to display political data at this time"

That's what it told me when I asked how old Obama was when he was President.

Stupid AI made me have to do math myself because of this >:(

[-] finley@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

time for bed, grandpa

[-] WHYAREWEALLCAPS@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

I said back in 2016 that he showed classic signs of the onset of dementia.

After no one called Reagan out on how mentally not there he was, why is the press giving Trump a pass? Oh, right, he's good for ratings and views, so fuck asking the important questions about his mental state. Fucking weird.

[-] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

No paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/nJqKe

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

i can believe it. i bet trump felt cold in the copter and ordered the pilot to turn off that giant overhead fan.

[-] vxx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe it was with JP Mendell instead, wo knows.

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