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Shart, not fart (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 4 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Dead Harambe timeline

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Out of tacos

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 4 months ago

Remembering cringey memories.

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[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago

Cells dividing uncontrollably.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:

Dog poo finger

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[-] Arigion@feddit.org 11 points 4 months ago

Can't count to three.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Bent my wookie

[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

You were late

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Grandmother at twenty.

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[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Dick went flaccid.

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[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Welcome to Jonestown

[-] prayer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Shaka, walls fell.

[-] nebulaone@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Mutually assured destruction

[-] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago

I swallowed shampoo

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[-] Letsdothis@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Dick don't work

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

My poop red

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Your wife died.

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[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

The cancer's back

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is more of a horror story than a sad one.

Anyway...

"It was yours."

[-] RawrGuthlaf@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Forced ad watching.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Want fart, afraid

[-] udon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Crowdstrike strikes crowd

[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

New motorcycle, tetraplegia.

[-] chevy9294@monero.town 7 points 4 months ago

Third world war.

[-] Eiri@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Friends, family... Gone!

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[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hedgehog mom crushed.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Queer Moroccan. End.

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Alas, still depressed

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Is this Loss?

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 6 points 4 months ago

Still not dead

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