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[-] Pyro@programming.dev 77 points 4 months ago

$8.3 trlllion in wealth

That is like 10 times the US yearly military budget. Where are you getting these numbers from?

[-] Forester@yiffit.net 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No clue. I'm seeing closer to 300 billion sited.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Nobody knows the exact number as they hide their wealth using all sorts of shady methods. We do know they had more than 100 billion in just one investment account. They also own over 1 million acres of agricultural land, and large amounts of commercial real estate. Tracking all the business entities they own around the world is also difficult as they commonly use shell companies and other methods to hide their ownership.

Any estimate you find is just a guess.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 18 points 4 months ago

I think they messed up their decimal point. I just made a modest donation, so they should have around $83 Trillion

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

This is non-credible defense, I think you know where those numbers come from.

[-] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Sounds like bullshit ngl number of mormons (17 million) times the average american net worth (1 million) = 17 trillion.

Does the temple literally own half the wealth of their congregation?

[-] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

They collect a tithe of 10% of members’ income from the entire congregation. Most people accumulate less than 10% of their income as net worth annually

So yes, quite possibly they do.

[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Plus, they have been around fore more than 190 years. With smart investments and only 5% growth per year, your wealth doubles over 15 years. They also own land, so with land value going up they made a lot of profit if they just rent it out.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

And when those 10% get invested you get good returns... then when you have a large pool of money you can join use the TBTF cheat squads to earn a very high return with minimal risk.

[-] Unboxious@ani.social 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And that's assuming that all 17 million mormons the LDS church claims to have actually exist. It's kind of annoying to get deleted from their rolls, so a lot of people who leave don't bother. Also, many of those 17 million live in much poorer nations than the US.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

That 17 million is a vast overestimation of their worldwide attendance. Real numbers, based off of cellphone data, are closer to 4 million.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I was counting in Hryvnias

[-] maquise@ttrpg.network 48 points 4 months ago

Okay, so I’m not a big fan of the LDS church, but can we talk about how unironically hard that Hornet regalia goes?

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

AI jet, hornet inspired but not hornet in actuality.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Right, just change the church specific stuff to random shit and I'm 100% sold.

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I would have thought the jet in the picture was a Mexican Cartel jet.

It’s missing the chrome wire wheels tho

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

They need to save that for their spaceship

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

trusting the OPA to build you a spaceship

What did they expect?

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

It spinned though

[-] wunami@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't biblically accurate fighter jets have 6 wings or something like that?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

ChatGPT4o made it, and we all know that ChatGPT is not capable of being wrong.

I also asked for a biblically accurate stealth bomber and got this:

Looks like the new wish.com-lookin’ “stealth” bomber the Russians say they’re making, but almost certainly won’t actually produce

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 12 points 4 months ago

No this is a King James version fighter jet.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 15 points 4 months ago

I mean, it looks pretty cool tho...

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Religion + Weapons = Bad Idea

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 months ago
[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Recite with me the sacred texts

GIMME FUEL
GIMME FIRE
GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

WEEEE WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS! WEEEE WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS!

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[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 21 points 4 months ago

Voices in OP's head, I'd wager

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 4 months ago

Good for meme

[-] figaro@lemdro.id 11 points 4 months ago

That is a completely made up number.

The corporation of the Mormon church does have absurd wealth and resources, tons of real estate, investments, etc, but estimates say it is worth between 100-300 billion in worth.

That's a lot, but definitely not trillions lol

[-] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

These would cover more ground than bicycles

You shut your whore mouth; bicycles are awesome!

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Its also factually incorrect, jet fighters fly in the air, they don't go on the ground

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Um, they have tires. They can obviously be driven on streets. Can't use HOV lanes though.

[-] zorro@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Well there are special provisions for vehicles where all the seats are full, so they probably can

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Yup, motorcycles are allowed in HOV lanes, and I assume trikes are as well. A fighter jet is just a trike with wings and a lot of weaponry.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Am i supposed to know every weird sect on the world?

[-] gamedeviancy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Biblically accurate helicopter in action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hQ7bWtYJXo

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