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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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Shirobon - Regain Control

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[-] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You In My Ass

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[-] midori@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

CRAWLING IN MY ASS

[-] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Somehow I think that makes it worse.

[-] midori@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Username checks out.

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 38 points 3 months ago

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 3 months ago

In that great ass they call gichagumee (or something like that)

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

An old Czech song just played on the radio...

"Bráním se dojetí" translates to "I resist being touched", apparently

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[-] heyoni@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago

Rip & Tear in my ass

Yep, been using it as an alarm clock lately 😂

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[-] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Supermassive black hole in my ass

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 27 points 3 months ago

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

...I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

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[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Well, this could not have worked out better....

Push It in my ass

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[-] franklin@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Symphony of Destruction in my ass

fitting because I recently contracted food poisoning

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

All you had to do was stay in my ass.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

I hope you have the time of your life in my ass.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Baby shark in my ass

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

Poo poo poo poo poo poo

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 22 points 3 months ago

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

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[-] Monster96@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

The Saints Are Coming In My Ass

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 months ago

Sowing the Seeds of Love in my ass.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Bloodflood in my ass. Hmmmmm....

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

Vulgar display of power in my ass

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 months ago

The Rumbling in my ass

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[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't It Be Nice in my ass 😂

[-] Thelie@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

I kissed a girl in my ass

[-] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 17 points 3 months ago

9 to 5 in my ass.

Look, if it’s Dolly I’m all in. This woman is a treasure

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[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago

Don't Stop Believing in My Ass

[-] maidenless_prawn@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Harder, better, faster, stronger in my ass

[-] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In The End In My Ass

"I've put my thrust in yoooou, pushed as far as I can goooo..."

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[-] red@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 months ago

Hurt in my ass 🤔

[-] robigan@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

It’s Raining Men in my ass

[-] Jayb151@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Comfortably numb in my ass

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 3 months ago

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[-] Moghul@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

The Macrocosm in my ass

amazing

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[-] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Joe Cocker - Feelin’ Alright (in My Ass)

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[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago

Square Hammer in my ass

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[-] konalt@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

The adults are talking in my ass

[-] realitista@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

The thrill is gone in my ass

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[-] polysics@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Lollipop in my ass

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[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

'what fills the gap' in my ass - will cady

[-] Bigvanhorn@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Full of emptiness in my ass

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

The Emptiness Machine In My Ass

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[-] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Uprising in my ass

[-] 4_degrees@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

A History of Bad Men in My Ass

[-] MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Welcome to the Pleasuredome in my Ass

[-] Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago

Ive Had Enough in my ass

(The Who)

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Have you ever seen the rain... In my ass

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Ummm... Yeah...

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[-] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Cha Cha Slide in my ass.

I scanned the Spotify code on my neighbors car and it linked to Cha Cha Slide - Clubstar Mix. I nearly burst out laughing. It's the last thing I listened to, and it has this story to go with it.

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

(Don't Fear) The Reaper in my ass

[-] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

Hooked on a feeling in my ass

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