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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

I've already said this, but this year's best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 32 points 2 months ago
[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] kellyaster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Couch costume could use stains and maybe a dirty sock or two stuck to it, but great idea.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What is that in the chair’s lap..?

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Stop staring at that chair's dick! leave it and JD to their homo-sectional relations

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

He cuts off a dude's dick and taunts him by eating a sausage in front of him.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

"A dude"

He has a name, you know

It's Reek

[-] aniki@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

It rhymes with freak!

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

It's pork sausage!

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ramsay and a Milk Bone would be a different take

this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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