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What is the funniest one syllable word you can think of?
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Shunt.
I like this one because it sounds dirty and it's not
Shart
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Cunk
Are you a fan of Philomena? Cunk on Earth was pretty great
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
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Cul
I've only heard this as cul-de-sac, I didn't know it had another meaning
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In commonwealth culture where I come from, "loo" is the slang word for toilet, and it's always funny out of context.
I felt like I had an aneurysm watching that video. I still feel enriched by the experience though!
Smeg
I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.
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Peef.
It's when you fart out of your dick hole. A "Penis Queef", if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.
What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else's post?
It wasn't fun for me either
I am sorry. I didn't mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
Yeah I'm good. I guess there's an over developed muscle in my bladder that caused pain and blood in my urine. Totally benign.
The tube in my pee hole? Weirdest feeling of my life
Ok, I've had many catheters inserted into my penis, I've just never had an expulsion of air. Usually getting it put in wasn't a big deal, as I was always incoherent or unconscious, but getting it taken out was cathartic and unpleasant.
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Twat
pronounced with a hard A
Like in Guest House Paradiso
twaight
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A hard A, eh?
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I always enjoyed the word putz. I typically use the verb format but it amuses me that every definition is so different lol.
I didn't know you could verb this one. But being called a putz is devastating in a way. Like, you think it's a dirty word, but it's really not
It means the male reproductive organ in yiddish.
Oh really? That's hilarious, from the context I just thought it meant "fool"
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Schmutz.
It's Yiddish (?) and is a general term for unspecified dirt or filth. The fun part: once you have identified the filth, it is no longer schmutz.
My spouse and I picked it up from the Says You radio show years ago, and have used it ever since.
It's literally the translation of dirt or filth in German.
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Bjork!
I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.
Yes, and you have to say out while sucking in air, not breathing out.
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Yeet is fun to say when throwing something.
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Without wanting to ruffle anyone's feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning
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Moist.
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