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[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

I've got multiple singed copies for quite cheap after the library burned down

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 2 days ago

I’ve got a Bible signed by Jesus. It’s pretty valuable. Make me an offer.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

You have a bible signed by Trump?

/s

(I hate that I have to add that)

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

I resent how often I have to stop and add the /s when, to me, it's obvious that I'm being ridiculous. Reality has got so stupid that obvious sarcasm is no longer obvious. It really sucks for those of us who enjoy absurdist dry humor.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 12 hours ago

Downvotes and comments tell a different story. The future sucks.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I can still remember the idiots of Reddit that would agree with and extend what were supposedly to be obviously sarcastic comments.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 2 days ago

"I got myself a copy of the King James Bible signed by Jesus himself!"

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

I've definitely done exactly this to Gideon Bibles in hotel rooms. Last one I remember was, "Keep on trucking! -Jesus"

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

We must be kin… I signed a number of bibles “Keep on Truckin’ - Love Jesus” and “Babe, we’re outta milk. - Love Jesus” back in the day.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Small world, great minds, etc! I have been known to honky tonk, too!

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes additional signatures in bibles are the downfall of someone.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Try and sell it on Pawn Stars

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This has that found satan vibe.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 36 points 2 days ago

It doesn't have to be signed by the author though.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

"Wow this diary was signed by Jonny Appleseed!"

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Maybe it's just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

I always buy an NFT of my books. Guy that sells them to me says its the only way to really own the book.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

CMV: If buying isn't owning, NFT isn't booking

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago

My copy of the Bible was signed by Moses. True story!

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

I thought Moses didn't care much for the sequel

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

Wow, Moses Malone signed your bible? That's awesome!

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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