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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

I'm trying this right now but it doesn't work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 hours ago

I remember in middle school I'd always come home with the worst headaches but then I'd just imagine what I did today and select what's important and what's not as if they were files in file manager and drag what I didn't think was important to the recycling bin. It worked too

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

Title made me lose the game.

[-] abaddon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Damnit, I lost as well.

[-] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Let’s get you back to bed, gramps

[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 3 points 5 hours ago

happy 10 year anniversary to this ~~tweet~~ toot

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 13 points 8 hours ago

I mean i just have to kill myself and hope it's really just a dream. I would like a quit menu

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 14 points 10 hours ago

Computer! Arch.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 61 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

One day, he's going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.

Then the only way he'll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 53 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

Then the only way he'll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream

Cheating in a duel against the game master in floor 75*

[-] chimasterflex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

so basically real life

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 12 hours ago

I would subscribe to your newsletter

[-] Spider2013@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

You can also look for sword art online

[-] tmyakal@lemm.ee 7 points 6 hours ago

You can look for sword art anywhere. I guarantee the library has some books.

[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 3 points 5 hours ago

you can listen for a glopping noise

[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

It will definitely happen if someone tells him that :)

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

I just don’t dream… anything. I remember having dreams as a kid, and I remember what it felt like waking up, knowing I’d had a dream, but forgetting it. But anymore, I just don’t have any dreams anymore.

[-] lostinfog@reddthat.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Are you a stoner? That kills the recall of your dreams but not the actual dreaming. You just never remember

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Decades ago I used to smoke “regularly”, but even at my height I never smoked that heavily

[-] 5wim@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 hours ago

No, cannabis is understood to decrease REM sleep, and that "kills" the actual dreaming.

[-] rabber@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

Start taking ssri and every night is an adventure

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

You might have sleep apnoea. If you also happen to not really feel rested in the morning. I know people that haven't had it diagnosed for decades and it turned their life around and they also finally dreamed again. As a "byproduct" of not bearly dying every night but resting.

IF there is a pathological reason. Can also just be you don't stand up shortly after your last REM-sleep and go into deep or light again. Might wanna just check with some smartwatch or just an alarm mid-sleep to check if you then remember stuff.

[-] szczuroarturo@programming.dev 3 points 6 hours ago

Hmm do you perhaps watch some streams or listen to podcast before sleep ( or even during sleep technicaly speaking ) ,beacuse i also dont dream when i do this.

But i on the other hand also dream vwry vividly and intensly when i think about stuff before sleep ( whatewer it is , book idea , aliens, power fantasy about conquest of russia, imagining the layout of pipes around my house ).

[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 hours ago

You probably have dreams but are not aware because you do not wake up during a dream anymore. Maybe your sleep habits changed. You can remember dreaming only if you wake up during REM sleep. I know it is not possible probably, but if you have someone watch you while you are sleeping and wake you up a few seconds after they see your eyes moving, you'd probably remember your dream.

[-] ilhamagh@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Eat more bananas !

Idk, i remember reading that banana makes your dream more lucid.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Huh..

I share a similar experience to the person you replied to, but recently I've been doing the "wake up knowing you had a dream but can't remember it" thing again, and I've also been eating more bananas recently.

Coincidence?!

[-] gens@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago

Sugar makes me dream.

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 36 points 16 hours ago
[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

Colon Q exclamation point? 6 keystrokes to leave? Sheesh.

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 hours ago

If you wrote your dream to disk beforehand, ! might be unnecessary.

[-] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago
[-] beaiouns@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

If we're not counting the shift key, ZZ to quit is only 2!

[-] dragonlobster@programming.dev 4 points 11 hours ago

Sleep paralysis is the worst, you feel the presence of demons around you.

My nightmares largely stopped after being awake tired af and terrified of sleeping, when I said "damn you nightmares, you can't scare me into sleep deprivation! I'm coming in there and I'm gonna fight back", and then went right back to sleep. I don't know what nightmare I had that drove me to get angry at my nightmares, I didn't even have a plan to fight back. But that's when it stopped, when I stopped being afraid of them.

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 23 points 18 hours ago

I just kinda open my eyes and that's how I escape

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago

for me that's when the nightmare begins

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