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[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'd say it's more linked to how many dependents you have, rather than money in the bank.

Someone with no kids, no ~~wife~~ spouse (edit), and no pets can be spontaneous without a second thought.

Someone who's tied down, but wealthy, not so much.

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That seems impossible to measure, and being too spontaneous can be bad financially like quitting job after job.

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I find this to be true.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

I'm richer than I've ever been, and I am far less spontaneous than I've ever been.

It's not linear, it's some weird polynomial equation!

[-] Spaceballstheusername@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It's not how spontaneous you are is directly proportional is the ability to be spontaneous.

[-] fakir@lemm.ee 8 points 11 hours ago

Man can be free only when and if he's able to rise above his insecurities

[-] specialseaweed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I don’t know what that means and it’s giving me anxiety.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 18 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of

     1  
––––––––––––  
1 + 1000 * k  

where k is the number of kids you have.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 6 points 11 hours ago

I think you have to also account for the kids' ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 11 hours ago

I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

I'm having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 11 hours ago

What if i have -0.001 kids?

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Chop off the end of some kids finger.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Kill someone else's kid.

[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.

[-] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was a lot more spontaneous when I was a broke young man than I am now as a fairly comfortable adult. Usually the number of responsibilities you have goes up as your income does, and those are the killers of spontaneity.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Usually, yes.

I can attest that not/postponing having kids drastically reduces the number of responsibilities. Many of my friends had kids younger and are in drastically different scenarios than I am.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Maybe it's also the fact that you're older and more mature?

What if you had a stream of income in your youth from family supporting you?

Generational wealth.

I definitely would've been more spontaneous instead of work two jobs while going to college in my early 20s.

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of that 20th century philosopher, C.G.L. Wallace, who quipped "mo money, mo problems"

[-] joshthewaster@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, this makes sense. Think the thought still holds though. Just needs to be explained with the normal distribution meme.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 104 points 1 day ago

The ability to be spontaneous doesn't change.

It's what you can do spontaneously that changes.

I can't spontaneously just take off to Japan; but I can spontaneously take a walk around town or go to a park.

[-] EatATaco@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You're right. Being rich might open up more types of spontaneity, but this just sounds like an excuse to not do anything.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 points 16 hours ago

Yea, feels like an excuse for lack of spontinaity. Not judging OP, could be depression or any such thing, but these are two independent variables.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

Can you? If you spontaneously Take a walk from 9-5 your fired.

[-] olorin99@kbin.earth 28 points 1 day ago

Getting fired doesn't make it any less spontaneous.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 1 day ago

My bank account is still empty either way.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago

I mean...it depends on the job? I go on walks during working hours all the time to clear my head and think about a problem I'm working on. I don't try to hide this from my manager.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I bet you get paid more than minimum wage to…

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[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

My bank account seems to be pretty big. No matter how much money I throw in there, I never seem to run out of space. As far as I’m concerned, it’s infinite.

I guess, eventually there will be some sort of limitation and the bank gives you a call to tell you that this is a personal account not meant for managing the cash flow of an entire country. Until then, we’re all good, and I’m going to think my account is infinite.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

$250,000 is the FDIC limit for insurance.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 1 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

Aah, so that’s what’s holding back my spontaneous adventures. I need to upgrade to a bigger account. My 35 cents need some room to breathe.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago

Plot twist, the country of Brazil is using Wells Fargo

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

If your bank account gets low enough, spontaneity goes back up.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

I'd say it plateaus eventually. You do need .Oney to do a lot of stuff, but once you have enough money, depression will keep you from being spontaneous anyways.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I disagree with your conclusion that either money makes you depressed or everyone is always depressed.

[-] nobleshift@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'm not happy about this upvote

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

That's why they sometimes in case things in cement

[-] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 16 points 1 day ago

It would seem to be a nonlinear relationship with many other variables to me.

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