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Am I cooked?
(lemm.ee)
Who are you kidding you don't know morse code.
That's why it's even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.
I know two letters, O and S.
You should learn E and X.
Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says "S-E-X?"
Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!
.......provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.
To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day....
.....one day.....
You should check out bars near Navy harbors.
It's a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women.....and your reaction was essentially "Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!"
What about second S?
I have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11
Fun fact! Squirrels don't blink. Instead, they secrete a special liquid from their genitals that they rub into their eyes to keep them moist.
Well that’s another thing squirrels and I have in common
Your mom says you still owe her rent.
This is deep
he's having deep thoughts
He’s so deep that his deep thoughts are having their own deep thoughts
Here come dots
I probably sound like a bot
Pretty sure this guy is just high...
😂😂
Real af
Listen guys, dispel has a cooldown. Yelling doesn't make the cooldowns go faster. Believe me, I've tried.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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