Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.
This is highly flattering.
It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grass and gas also accepted
Mm, tender.
(legal tender)
Inflation is getting really out of hand...
Back entrance only
How many twinks to a bear?
As many as he can carry.
Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.
"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."
"Inflation again??"
Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.
Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.
Priceless
Legal and tender.
Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!
*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.
Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3
Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?
They probably mean your kidneys
Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.
They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol
You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…
I take it that's not your kink?
.... Not that there would be anything wrong with it, if it were.
Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)
I think most people just call it employment
Ok it's clever
What else do you expect from a business called Open D
No Amex?
No, Amex users have no soul
Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.
Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay
I didn't know that. I thought it was because America.
Not shitting on it, but like if some fancy person was like, "I'll use my Great Britain Royalty card!" I'd roll my eyes too.
They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.
Always have been
(pushes gay button)
Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.
I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.
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