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[-] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 197 points 2 months ago

Dipshit Musk never advanced mentally and emotionally past the age of 17.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 90 points 2 months ago
[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 68 points 2 months ago

Daddy's emerald money can't buy maturity, so what good is it?

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Emerald slave money

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

17 is far too old. I'm not being facetious. His tweets regularly seem like something a pre-pubescent girl would post.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“I am 12 and this is very deep” vibes for most of them.

Edit: Sorry that was confusing.

[-] killingspark@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

I'm 27 and that comment didn't make any sense to me. The oldening has officially begun

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Should've bought livejournal instead of Twitter.

[-] BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 150 points 2 months ago

So instead of laughing and letting it go, Musk makes sure everyone knows he is a dipshit.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 months ago

Imagine being the richest person in the world and still being this fragile.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 16 points 2 months ago

He's a special little snowflake

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I mean, this dipshit had to go and buy Xitter. That's how fragile he is.

[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

For a meme clown, Dipshit Musk should respect the Streisand effect a bit more.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

And his puppet army going full steam to sooth Elon's bruised ego

[-] MrShankles@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

First I've heard of this. "Better to keep your mouth shut and seem stupid — rather than open it and remove all doubt". Elon really is a massive dipshit

[-] droopy4096@lemmy.ca 130 points 2 months ago

time to make it stick. from now on I shall reference Musk as Dipsh*** Musk.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago

Elongated Dipshit

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

Ol' Dipshit Muskrat.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'd been using that name already actually

[-] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 105 points 2 months ago

Musk knows that his name and Dipshit are linked forever, and we are all here for it.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

testing.... ddg for 'dipshit':

while the malformed moron didn't make the top result, he did make the middle of the first page already, and was the top result that was not a dictionary or wiki type of site.

[-] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's at the bottom of Google's first page too

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

So are all actual search results though

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 79 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

walz said musk looked like a skipping dipshit, not that he was one.

"...jumping around, skipping like a dipshit"

"elon is a dipshit"
"elon looked like a dipshit"

while both are true, they mean two different things.

[-] phx@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

Yeah. He looks like one until he opens his mouth and then proves it... regularly

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, they are different. One implies and the other states a fact.

[-] killingspark@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Well if it is skipping like a dipshit, talks like a dipshit, looks like a dipshit....

[-] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago

Aw, snowflake got triggered.

[-] ctkatz@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 months ago

these people are all a galaxy wide and a half micron deep. just brush them lightly and they bleed profusely.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago
[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 45 points 2 months ago

Elongated Dipshit got his fee fees hurt

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago

Massive dipshit indeed.

[-] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago

That's a dipshit move.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

If the shit fits...

[-] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

I have nothing to say other than Elon is a dipshit. Pass it on.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

the first domestic action after the elections, trial Elon

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, democrats are very hard on rich people. We all know that.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

eh...well at least he will shut up for a couple months hopefully (probably after trying to incite a riot and calling elections rigged for a couple weeks)

Skippity Toilet.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

It's been more than a day now and thinking about Walz deliver that line about Elon the dumbass still makes me laugh. And I still cannot unsee the Red Foreman comparison....hahahaha.

[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

"You can't use insults against us, only we can!" basically. I'd complain about this normalizing a new low if Trump wasn't sinking way past insurrection this time around.

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