Bowling.
Soup served in a bowl.
Who would want to consume a warm smoothie slowly with a spoon?
Alicia keys
People who do not backup their laptops or phones, then come complaint to me when they are unable to to access and get a photo when the device dies.
"What's the cloud? I don't want anything in the cloud! I don't want to make an account!" then "oh no how can I get my pictures my phone doesn't turn on"
Huge crossover with people who ask "can you help me with this computer thing" then demand "just do it for me!" and never learn to do it on their own.
Celine Dion
People who wear sunglasses indoors. I get fluorescent or bright led lights bother some folks, but it still screams asshole to me.
MONKEYS! I HATE MONKEY!
It's like God drew a crude Picture of you and said "Hehe thats you!". My God I hate Monkey so much. They are evil, they are gross and they are ugly.
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