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[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 233 points 2 weeks ago

I've googled it for you: she's going to be green for 28 to 45 days.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago

So, maybe 28 Days Later?

[-] MrVilliam@lemm.ee 122 points 2 weeks ago

Now we know the answer to "why is Gamora?"

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 105 points 2 weeks ago

Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

[-] Zoko_Argen@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

Kirk was always in the chat, he's now just more open with kinks

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 81 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck it, I'd just stay in costume. At least it'd be accurate.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.

EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'd get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it's going to be like that for two months.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go "dad look its the grinch"

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 49 points 2 weeks ago

If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody's ever going to see it, like on my penis.

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 26 points 2 weeks ago

I think you'll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'd worry about making a mess. What's the smallest eyedropper they sell?

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 43 points 2 weeks ago

Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.

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[-] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago

That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that... Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 23 points 2 weeks ago

And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 weeks ago

guys I'm pretty sure that's just gamora, leave her be

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 weeks ago

She prolly into photosynthesis now.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Imagine all the confused racists.

And the chlorophyll cat-calling.

Also, ... she on tinder?

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's not easy bein' green

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 23 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next

[-] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 19 points 2 weeks ago

I have some very good news for you…

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 2 weeks ago

God I wish dwarves were real

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Brothers of the mine rejoice.

Swing, swing, swing with me!

Raise your pick and raise your voice.

Sing, sing, song with me!

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago

Dye your hair red.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you're not even in is wild to me.

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Damn it's one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?

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[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 17 points 2 weeks ago

Hulk smash!

[-] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

"We love unregulated markets" - we say in unison

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn't want permanent you'd go with makeup.

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

NGL, kind of like the look.

[-] Tin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Did... did she use Rit?

[-] Old_Yharnam@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?

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[-] simple@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe

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[-] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who'd kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it

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