to be morbidly obese at 72 doesnt typically end well.

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.

Oh how the turntables

That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.

If he isn't so full of himself.

What the hell ate the thing that ate Seven Segal?

Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. 😂

Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.

From Space Ice - Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down

Edit: Fixed link

I understand how he turned fat, but how did he turn asian?

That's a tactical kitchen chair, he does his best shooting from there.

I think that's more than Seven Seagulls

One of the funniest videos on YouTube is cumtown talking about segal movies

I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.

Is that real?

More like Steven Sealgal.

Well, he's ugly as fuck on the inside too so I guess that just checks out now.

I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.