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Praise Premlak! (lemmy.world)
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[-] bratorange@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

Thank you premlak

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago

Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.

Today they are well loved indeed.

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 days ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I know Premlak understands

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 6 days ago

No no no please

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 19 points 6 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Some wtf material right here.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sounds like the more I use the better he feels then.

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 12 points 6 days ago

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

FREE Premlak! Just because this is the only life he has ever known doesn’t mean he is living his best life! An injustice done on an innocent even if he doesn’t recognize the injustice is an injustice nonetheless, we are the ones responsible and our civilization’s soul is what is on the line, normalizing this behavior creates an environment of injustice for all of us! If we derive our pleasure from what is offset from the average of our lives then his life must truly be horrendous for such an abhorrent act to be taken as pleasure, we must infer that the mere existence of such a being is derived from a society so despotic that it can breed an entire population of suffering for a trivial matter this is unacceptable!

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

I feel like there should be a meat Canyon video version of this

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 4 points 6 days ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Why else do you think the dispensers scream so loud?

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 2 points 4 days ago

ah, that makes sense now.

[-] MrTHXcertified@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 week ago

Thank you Premlak

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago

Praise Premlak that we may be dry.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And in thy dryness may we find peace.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

All praise Premlak!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

So wait ..... what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 6 days ago

Nothing is everlasting

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Let the place know they need another Premlak.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

All praise Premlak, for they are eternal! 🙏

[-] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

And in your dryness he finds comfort.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

All praise Premlak!

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

I am envious

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

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