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[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 117 points 1 week ago

I’ll never forget the day in elementary school where I saw a kid casually put his mouth directly on the spout. Then it dawned on me: “There are probably others like him.”

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago

We had something like the first one when I was in high school. When I was a freshmen, I saw another student drop his pants, hop up on top of it, lower into the spout so it went ALL the way up his ass, reached around and turned the water on for a second, then lifted off and shot a wave of shit-water all over the basin/wall behind it, then hopped down and ran off giggling.

Yeah...

Haven't used a water fountain since.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How do I unlearn to read?

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[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm afraid you actually unlearned to write. Are you sure you really can't read what I'm saying?

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[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 66 points 1 week ago

Australia rejects your hierarchy.

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Like cattle to the trough

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

I work in the industry and I have no idea why anyone would use anything other than the EZH2O for indoors. The other ones aren't even any cheaper.

[-] Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

This comment just made me realize that the EZH20 is both the model type as well as a description of what it does lol

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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

and at least on the EZH2O you can see the quality of the filter that hasn't been replaced since twas installed

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[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 42 points 1 week ago

These things and kitchen sink blenders are the two most mysterious things for an European child watching US-Shows.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Why don’t y’all have water fountains?

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[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

a class a few years ahead of me got one of the ezh2os as their senior gift. probably the most used senior gift I've ever seen, we were a small school and everyone used it every day. I think it hit 500,000 uses by the time I graduated a few years later

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

LMABF8 had the coldest water. I'm all for the EZH20 because I carry a bottle around with me and it's less likely to spread germs and causes less waste, but I feel like the water coming out of them is barely chilled. I like my water to be so cold it is borderline painful when I am drinking it.

Nothing hit as hard as coming out of gym class in high school and getting some fresh gulps of ice cold water from the LMABF8. Peak refreshment.

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[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Fuck those top three germ spreaders.

Bottle filler is life.

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[-] vale@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago
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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

I dunno what they put in those newer buttons, but they feel so satisfying XD

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 week ago

*Chnk* oh hell ya here comes the water

[-] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Honestly — how is this not just simple stealth product placement?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I assume this meme was originally made by some hydro homie with a special interest, since it's not the type of product marketed to individuals.

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