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Sidekick in your own fantasy
(slrpnk.net)
Are we sure this isn't a Musk alt account?
Please put Musk in the title so that my spam filters actually work.
This may be the one good use of AI, an elonfilterinator
Regex = AI ???
I think they're suggesting AI for when regex doesn't work because "elon" doesn't appear anywhere in the post despite being the image subject matter
How do I go about blocking posts with particular words in the title? There's some topics I'm sick of seeing.
idk how it works in the browser or in other launchers but i use Boost and it's settings -> blocks and filters -> muted words
my personal block list is there for my mental health and sanity and includes: musk, elon, trump, donald, genocide, isreal, palestine.
i still see posts that simply ommit any of the keywords in the title, but there's significantly less of them, which is honestly perfect
Ignorance is bliss.
it truly is. nature never imagined us having access to all the world's atrocities within the reach of our hand 24/7. empathy is supposed to make us bond within our little tribes, not get bombarded with words of death and misery across the globe
Actually lethal dose of cringe here. I cannot fathom putting something like this out into the world unapologetically.
They are so full of themselves they don't even see the cringe.
These Elon simps are the most pathetic people on this planet
I like to suck dick, but this shit is fuckin gay.
I think the clear worst example is when joe rogan said "this guy saved us" about musk. Not even "this guy will save us" - straight up imagining that musk has already done something heroic.
Remember, Marjorie Green has simps too. The well of pathetic is deep.
It’s funny watching people do the same thing they did with Trump where they put him into imagery where he’s ripped and god-like. The reality is that Elon looks closer to fucking Baron Harkonnen.
I agree with what you said, but, you're literally using his social media site and most likely paying for that blue checkmark. No offense.
Unlike the above, I do mean offense
Paying Elon a subscription for a dumb icon and being a priority reply guy is loser shit. Full offense.
Nah. Using twitter makes them a loser. Full stop.
noooo duuude all my favourite content creators are using it
( I am a completely brainless consumerist with not a single shred of critical thought )
I hate it here man
I'm so fed up with this stupid fucking Elon Trump situation
Take a break from social media, honestly.
Set up post filters,
block all posts with the words Elon and Trump in em.
Here's a guide for Eternity which I've written:
https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/6091026
Won't get rid of all the Elon/Musk spam,
but I'd say about 90% which is already a huge improvement.
Also blocking the news communities does wonders for mental health.
They benefit financially from feeding negative content, since research pointed out that those articles generate more ad clicks, while they don't give a damn about what it does to your mental health.
Not even a lore accurate Musk belly.
Like Elon wouldn't be Superman's number one villain.
Pff, Luthor actually invents cool shit like power armor that can fight gods and he's still not even top 5.
Elon could do that too, though. Some dude invents it and just change the inventors name to "Elon" and bobs-your-uncle. It worked for PayPal, SpaceX, xitter, Tesla, and etc.
I’d bet dollars to donuts this guy accuses other men of being “Beta”.
J. D.: [as Robin in a daydream] Holy inferiority complex, Batman! How low is my self esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?
Turk: [as Batman] It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler.
J.D.: [as Alfred] Damn you, sir.
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Even his imagination is bad. That counts as a hero in his head hahaha
Cringe on mains for a dude who would feed you to a woodchipper if it winked at him.
Tell you what, nobody's ever been this impressed with Elon. Everyone knows he'd grab a monkey by the tit. You only flatter him like this if you want something, and I hope the knowledge haunts him.
You can’t leave me hanging here, man. While I don’t doubt for a second that Elon “would grab a monkey by the tit”, I need to know what that phrase means to you…
The man lacks self restraint or discernment
Wild. Okay. Thanks for coming through. I have follow up questions, but at least I can stop squinting at that sentence 😋
I'm going to to start using that phrase as much as possible.
I mean… I’m kinda partial to the image of a winking wood chipper, myself. This dude’s a linguistic trailblazer.
I did invent the one about the woodchipper, but the other one's from Letterkenny
And he owns up to his sources. You, fella, win the BrundleFly interweb gold star ⭐️ today.
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Everyone knows he’d grab a monkey by the tit
Hello, new favorite phrase.
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%100, guy knows how Elon's ego works and wants to get closer to him.
I thought Musk was LeX Luthor
The S stands for South-african-apartheid-beneficiary
Where Elon’s cyber-gunt?
Maybe he's Clark Kent and Elon is Superman. Kind of a Jekyll and Hyde -like fantasy
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