Goat farming is probably harder than most jobs on LinkedIn. Except you won't end as a psychical wreck.
I don't want to be a goat farmer but I do find people that work hard to make management richer are insufferable.
""" A man is walking into the office when he sees his boss pull into the parking lot in a brand new sports car. "Wow! Nice car! How'd you afford that?" he says.
The boss smiles at him and says, "Listen. If you work hard, hit all your numbers this quarter, put in some overtime, then I can buy another one next quarter." """
I want to do my job that I like. Even make money for the shareholders. Nobody seems to be interested though so fuck it goat farming it is.
Speaking from someone who spent high school living on a goat farm, you don't want to have a goat farm.
Goats are absolute assholes. This fuckers will find even the smallest hole in the fence and break out of it. Sheep are already bad, but goats are the worst.
Goats are annoying. Just farm vegetables or something.
Goats taste better than vegetables
I disagree, but to each their own
I don't think this is negotiable. Vegetables don't have taste buds.
More goat for me
And me! Goat curry is one of my favourite things on the planet! So delicious!
I am definitely sliding down from the peak toward a trough. In which direction I can't say tho.
yeah... fuck LinkedIn, Xing and all those social media made for career pigs.
UUuh look how successful I am working 80 hours per week for this prestige company.
No you idiot, you are a wage slave nothing more!
How else can I legally obtain enough currency to retire to my goat farm?
Try blacksmithing.
You can buy land for 20k.
You can find people giving away goats for basically free online.
If you want to make money out of goat farming theres a lot more to this than just a little bit of land and a few goats. Running a profitable goat farm means, that you either sacrifice all of your free time or that you scale up to a level where the goats are your only source of income. It isn't that easy and devinetively not that cheap to start with it. You need a stable for the goats, machines to bring food and water to it. You need the food itself. A trailer to move the goats from a to b, you need someone to sell your goats to and all of this must be as cheap as possible if you want to make a profit out of it.
wage slave
I think a lot of the people working that much make more money than they actually want to spend. The few that I know do. (They invest most of it.) They still want to have even more, but in the way that an athlete wants to set a new record.
I want to have enough to retire and not have to move to goat country, because I don't actually want to raise goats, I just want to work on my own engineering projects.
Bar owner for me. Seriously if my biggest worries were drunks and selling beer, real actual tangible problems instead of the shit in the corporate world. Im so tired of the corporate world
Personally, I'd prefer cows to goats. They're like giant dogs ๐
I can agree. Cows are much cooler than goats(also goats are quite some assholes who will exploit every hole in the fence).
I have 13 goats. They are all like dogs. It's hard to feed them in the mornings without tripping over them.
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