Visiting a town in Maine, US, spelled "Calais."

Is it the French pronunciation? English but attempting it with "Kuh-lay?"

Oh, no, that's too much. Ka-liss. Like callous. What.

Bala-tro, not Ba-lottro.

Bona fide. It's latin, you say it Bow-nah Fee-day.

I pronounce spigot as "spicket" but that's normal where I'm from.

My mom had a couple of weird ones that took me a while to unlearn:

Stipend = "stipp-ind"
Antibiotics = "antee-BEE-otics"

sometimes I accidentally pronounce "C'est la Vie" as "sest lah vy" even though I know its "say la vee" just because I read it first and it lives in my head as that first wrong pronunciation. confuses the hell out of people and I have to explain my foolery

Ever since that IT Crowd episode I can't not pronounce pedestal as "pedal stool".

Yes but I do this on purpose. Mazda with a flat A like in Aztec. Bag is bayg, measure is maysure. My long Os are longer like Psy saying ope in Gangnam style or like the movie Fargo. Snow is Snew with an Irish accent like Ygritte. There are too many more to recount, about every fourth sentence on average I pronounce a word wrong on purpose, it has become my dialect.

The mountain range on the eastern side of the U.S. is the 'apple-at'chans'. At least nearly everyone from the southern end of them say it that way (source: I'm from there).

'Apple-ay-shuns' is just as strange as saying 'Nor-folk'. Immediate indicator of you're an outsider.

Since that Bob's burgers episode it's been Tattoo but said "Tuh-too"

I tend to say Wensleydale, Tuesleydale and Thursleydale as the days of the week. It started as a thing I said to myself because I found it funny, but occasionally I'll slip and say one of them out loud when I'm tired.

Garage.

GraJ

Catch shit for it all the time, but at this point I think it's more like a harmless Easter egg.

My grandma rolls the R in "Three", and it's become a game to get her to say it. She handles it with great humor.

I'm cool to have my own version of that.

I pronounce azure as “uh jzer” with emphasis on the second syllable and most other people say “aa jzer” with emphasis on the first.

I sometimes like mispronouncing words to point out their sillyness or for fun.

Sometimes a window is called a winddoor. Go and ask someone to open/close the windoor and play it 100% serious straight as you point to it, its great.

Sometimes a knife is pronounced kuh-nife. Sometimes Arkansas is pronounced ar-kan-sas.

I like to have fun every now and again.

You know the famous mage from Forgotten Realms? I pronounce their name "EL-ah-min-ster"

Oh, I also have a terrible Boston accent so I nearly caused an HR incident when talking about "hooked horrors" aka "hookt ho-ahs" or as my coworker heard "hooked whores". Horror is the best word to check for a Boston accent with.

Baggel for Bagel.

Laypis

The blue stuff you mine in minecraft.