[-] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh man that's so sad. Based on your posts & comments you seem like a lovely person. :( I'll be your friend!

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 12 hours ago

I reallllly want a Muppet version of Die Hard. Gonzo as John McClane, Animal as Karl, Bert as Hans Gruber, Cookie Monster as Sgt. Powell. I want it played completely straight (not a comedic Muppet version, but a straight ahead remake). I want it so bad.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 10 points 12 hours ago

Hey anything's better than the metal ones

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago

Unrelated: when did peach start signifying ass? It meant pussy when I was a teenager.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website -3 points 1 day ago

Girl I'm with you. It feels like they're never really clean!

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

Ugh I really hated Space Babies

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 15 points 3 days ago

I always thought "Robin laid an egg" was wordplay for "Robin farted", especially because it comes after "Batman smells".

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago

She looked so lost, it hit me like a gut punch

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 4 days ago

I think you replied to the wrong comment?

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago

I don't really enjoy the holidays. It's too much stress, too many conflicting family obligations, too much effort dodging the religious aspects, too much forced cheer, and it all just makes me sad. Marginally I like putting up a tree, but after a couple of weeks I get tired of remembering to water it. I skip as much of the holidays as I can, and try to enjoy the small parts that don't annoy me.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by klemptor@startrek.website to c/jerboa@lemmy.ml

Since the last release, I find that gifs won't play in Jerboa anymore. For example, this comment just appears as a static image for me, even when I click on it. Do you see the same behavior?

Edit: solved by user merde alors:

did you enable "auto play GIFs" in settings>look&feel ?

Then close and reopen the app and that should fix it.

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submitted 7 months ago by klemptor@startrek.website to c/aww@lemmy.ml

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submitted 9 months ago by klemptor@startrek.website to c/aww@lemmy.ml

A few weeks ago I posted that my greyhound Greta was in the hospital, and so many of you left such nice comments and well wishes - thank you! She's been back home for a couple weeks now and is doing great.

Here she is with her latest bandage (featuring a G💚 decoration because my vet's office is the best!):

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submitted 9 months ago by klemptor@startrek.website to c/jerboa@lemmy.ml

Jerboa devs, thank you so much for the latest updates - I'm really digging the swipe-to-vote functionality! I do find that it's a little too sensitive and registers votes when I'm simply trying to scroll up or down in my feed or a comments section. I guess I don't always scroll in a perfectly vertical path. Would it be possible to decrease the sensitivity for the swipe-to-vote - maybe requiring a greater deviation from the vertical before a vote registers?

Another really helpful feature would be to add vote indicators to the right of comments - the entire rightmost edge of the comment could have a color matching the vote I gave it, or no color if I haven't voted. Often if I'm reading a long comment I upvote it halfway through, then by the end of the comment I can't remember if I've voted so I have to either long-press or scroll back up to find out. Color indicators in the margin would be helpful!

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My favorite lady (startrek.website)
submitted 10 months ago by klemptor@startrek.website to c/aww@lemmy.ml

My little old lady is in the doggo hospital right now (she will be fine) and I miss her and her sweet lil pointy face.

Please share pics of your dogs to cheer me up, especially if there are any grey owners here!

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