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Rather be homeless than have this as my job
(lemmy.world)
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
LOL
Not all heroes wear capes 🫡
What if you blow it more often?
Asking for a friend.
Reservoir overflows, killing thousands
What if I swallow?
My friend, I mean.
You can swallow your friend, yes.
Just call me Main Reservoir, baby.
Username checks out
Speak for yourself
I can't my mouths full
Don’t have to tell me twice
Are the workers blowing the cocks that are in there?
Or is whatever is in there blowing the cocks of the workers?
And where do I apply?
Sounds like my kind of job
I heard it blows
😘
A blowjob is still a job
You post history suggests you’re into that.
Lol
It’s not so bad once you get past the taste
....starfucker!!
If I was really desperate for work I might do it once a week but I'm not going to do it every 4 hours
Brother, you wouldn't blow 2-3 cocks in an 8 hour shift if that was your only duty? After the first week, you'd be so good at it that you'd be "working" less than an hour a day.
It's a competitive market, once a week doesn't pay the bills anymore
Don't knock it till you try it, it's a lotta fun
Excuse me, I’m here for the blowjobs?
Why we posting pictures of giuliani’s place of employment?
Is there like a schedule rotation or is it one poor soul?
Somebody's got to do the work.
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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