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Return to monke
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Wasn't expecting to see Jeff in Lemmy of all places
Jeff Cavaliere, right?
Correct. I just wish they pulled the camera back so that we could scope those shiny obliques.
I wish he face pulled the camera
Forcing the scapular so amazingly together ?
Reject Monke
Embrace Alien Cheeks
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15,000 years in the past is absolutely not enough to go back to monke. Even just the modern homo sapiens existed for the past 150,000 years. But I suspect to expect those bros to know that is irrational.
They're not UFOs, they're called Puddle Jumpers
Atlantis: The Original 15 Minute City
Return to monkey...
You fight like a dairy farmer!
You must be thinking of someone else, I am not a farmer.
Im afraid to ask what a return to monkey bro is
Some comedy trend I seen a few years back that riffs on technology and plays on a desire to return to nature.
I mean, that’s what I thought was going on.
Some are joking less than others. Some are using it to create the Hunger Games.
He discovers he is the monke that the return to monke Atlantian movement created.
I’d warn them about the wraith and tell them of the glory of the P90
This is a weapon of war. It is designed to kill the enemy.
It’s the fake weights guy
Oh shit a new rabbit hole to explore. Nice.
Athlean x is the guys YouTube channel iirc something like that
No, that's Anatoly.
Bless you
I'm not even sure who the "return to monke" bros are at this point. It's so covered in layers of satire by basically every political grouping that the original is lost.
They returned to monke.
"Working unidentified flying objects"
I know, I know: "common usage, common usage!"
Redundant/false acronyms just irk me a little.
They can work and be unidentified. There's no contradictions.
How does a society build a thing it can't identify?
It doesn't have to be unidentified by the makers. You just need to not be able to identify it.
Zeta reticulians drop off dope craft. Wtf are these damn things‽ Antimatter annihilation engine turns over nicely and hums along.
"Nice, I've identified this thing as an alien motor that we don't completely understand but which we know how to utilize."
We don't really know how gravity works, yet we understand it well enough to utilize it.
"I must destroy all evidence of this"
When they're UFOs from the vehicle pool they're flying saucers. Proper UFOs have to be extraterrestrial or Soviet. Nazi UFOs count but foo fighters are all foo fighters regardless of nationality.
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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