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This woman chose the bear.
Could be a man, too
doubt it
Totally thought it was a dog paw at first
Just for reference, thats like a $200K watch. Patek Nautilus, ref 5980.
Damn that's amazing. What can it do?
Tell the time, the date, and act as a stop watch according to the manufacturers website. My $250 watch does all that and it looks better.
I can totally understand buying a nice/expensive watch, they look nice, the feel nice, they're accurate, they can do cool stuff. I don't understand buying a watch that costs more than most cars cost, especially if it only does the most basic watch features.
you would understand it, if only you had millions of dollars to waste and zero ethical things to do with the money!
The funny thing is, a cheap quartz crystal based clock is more accurate than the best mechanical clock
Fancy clocks being more accurate than cheap clocks is literally just marketing.
The point is that it's a cool, complicated little machine. But you can get that for a lot less than 200k.
Instantly reduce your net worth when stolen
Probably has a garrote wire and laser cutter.
Patek 47
Could have been $100, just as good and look the same.
Hell yeah! Sugar momma bought him a fancy watch. She does treat him so good.
Money doesn't buy taste
How silly.
I see why she included it in the picture
More like 100k. Maybe he’ll get the next watch with a moon phase complication… 🐺
That. That's a human paw. That's not a hand. That's a fucking human paw. Where do I find someone with motherfucking human pawbs.
Greece seems like a good start.
A circular radius 500km wide centered around Izmir or the agean is the next step
My phone is on black and white when I saw this picture. At first I thought it's a large German shepherd.
I did think that was a dog's paw at first... Makes sense if they're a werewolf.
I was shocked who would put such an expensive watch on a dog for a meme and then I saw the comments lol
I didn't wear my glasses to my defense.
That's not a full moon emoji, dammit that's not even a half moon emoji
🍑
Here's a would you rather! Would you rather have him be your massage therapist or be his massage therapist? No shaving or trimming or waxing is allowed in either case. If he's your massage therapist he does a full body good deep tissue massage using forearms, fists, elbows, whatever tools need used to get the job done, not just the palms of his hands. If you're his massage therapist, yes his body hair is long enough to accidentally tie in knots. What do you choose!?!
I'm a furry, I'd be happy either way. Though if I had to pick, I'd rather be getting a massage I suppose 😋
I guess getting it rather than giving it.
The lack of hair on the knuckles is the strangest part to me.
Same reason there is no hair surviving on the knees etc., it gets too much physically interaction.
Especially when it's a full moon. ;D
And then he treats you even better.
"AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!"
"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!"
"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!"
"AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!"
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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