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Mine is orzo. It's slippery and it should grow a spine and be either pasta or rice but not both.

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[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

As much as I love lasagna, the noodles are the worst part of preparing the dish. They're awkwardly large and heavy (for a noodle), and God help you if you overcook them even a bit as they will disintegrate under their own weight.

[-] CitricBase@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Am I missing something? You don't have to precook lasagna noodles, you put them straight in the lasagna and they cook in the sauce.

[-] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Overcook? Never had that problem so you boil them before hand or do sth. Weird like that?

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Probably bowties AKA fucking farfalle. Difficult to grasp, harder to keep a hold of, don't retain sauce. Who thought this would be a good idea? probably some british designer

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Either sloppy and overcooked on the outside, or raw in the center. Choose only one option.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Angel hair is probably my most disliked. It just tastes terrible and gets overcooked so easily. I also dislike ditalini but not nearly as much since that usually only goes in like minestrone soup and it might just be that I'm not a fan of minestrone.

For the best pasta shapes, look no further than Buccatini (the objectively better spaghetti), cellentani (idk it's just fun), and gemelli (perfect texture for lightly sauced dishes).

I used to hate farfalle, but I'm okay with that one now. We've made our peace. It's another example of a pasta shape that I only had in one particular dish that I didn't care for and I formed a negative association as a result.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Notably missing from all the answers here is dinosaur pasta since everyone likes them.

[-] Lazhward@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Honestly, farfalle. The middle is always too hard and the sides too floppy.

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[-] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Buccatini. Still good, but its basically spaghetti with a weirder texture.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 81 points 2 days ago

About to insult all of Italy - Spaghetti.
Inconvenient to eat and doesn't hold the sauce well.

Italians would say it's a skill issue 😛 In truth is likely wrong sauce or too liquid perhaps not the right consistency.

[-] growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 76 points 2 days ago

All you spaghetti haters in this post need to get bronze die cut pasta. Modern machines produce pasta that's too smooth so sauce doesn't stick. The old school extruders/cutters leave a tiny surface texture that allows sauce to cling on!

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

Look at mr bourgeoisie over here with his artisan food.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The judges would have accepted Dietalini, Bowtie-eater, Gnot Poor, Pastafarian or Many Penne.

[-] growsomethinggood@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Ah, yes, understanding where capitalism has produced a worse quality, minimally viable product that makes people a little sad but not enough to effect profit margins enough to change, is clearly due to class divide and not the estrangement of the general population from the products of their labor.

Also that's Ms. Bourgeoisie to you

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

just use plain elbows in a bowl, really get 'em worked up.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

Give me all the inconvenient food. I at least want to be entertained when I eat. If I wanted the most efficient way to eat I'd just drink Soylent 24/7.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

Hollow spaghetti. Impossible to suck it, because it has a vent hole.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Ah, bucatini, the devilse pasta. Nothing like accidentally aspirating on your pasta sauce.

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

If the sauce is thick enough it's pure heavens.

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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Hard to say because different pastas are made for different uses, and might not work as well if used for other things.

But if I had to pick one I'd say Angel hair. It's just too thin and it makes me uncomfortable.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Angel hair. Undercooked, undercooked, overcooked.

angel hair (Capelli D'Angelo) is fresh pasta to be had with a broth, so it shouldn't may too much possible to have it undercooked or matter too much if it's slightly overcooked.

[-] JASN_DE@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Conchiglioni/Conchiglie, the ones roughly formed like a mussel. They tend to stick inside each other during cooking.

Spaghetti are sadly not rough enough for the sauces to stick to them.

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[-] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago

Just looked up ‘orzo’ , all I have to say is bros and broettes that is clearly rice case closed

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had to look it up too. We actually call that shape of pasta "risoni" in Australia. And the meal you make with it is also called "risoni".

I love that stuff. Definitely better than rice.

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[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Best: Ziti, fusilli, fetucchine, ditalini, macaroni, mezze rigatoni, small/medium shells, pipe rigate, cut spaghetti, orzo, cavatapi on a good day

Worst: Rotini, acini di pepe, rotelle, farfalle, angel hair, cavatapi on a bad day

Ziti and rotini are the polar opposites for me. Can't stand rotini, actively seek ziti out at all times.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I also hate rotini. But love ziti. I don't know why but yes I agree. Acini de pepe is for soup.

[-] Free_Opinions@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

Spaghetti or any other long ones. Annoying to eat.

So spaghetti: grab a small amount with your fork and twist the fork to grab more. If the amount is too much grab fewer pieces of spaghetti and try again. if everything sticks it's been overdone or the sauce is too dense.

[-] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I'd have to say shells, particularly the "shells & cheese" size. I always have quite a few shells stick together and end up undercooked, and I don't really encounter that challenge with other shapes.

I actually like orzo a lot, but I've always had it in dishes where it behaves like (and is possibly mixed with) rice. I think it adds a nice (creamy?) balance to some other carby things, such as a veggies. Trader Joe's sells one that really like that has orzo mixed with spinach, sundried tomatoes, and feta(?) cheese.

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

i use shells a lot, even for bowls of just pasta and sauce (vs a plate of sauce over spaghetti noodles). it's just easier to scoop 'em up with a spoon.

use plenty of water and stir the pot frequently. i only have a problem with them sticking together while cooking if i neglect to do those two things.

they're great in pasta salads or mac & cheese when you're using peas in whatever you're making. some of the peas work themselves into the shells. it's like they were made for each other.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago

Angel hair. Too fine, way too easy to overcook.

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[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Honestly, spaghetti

If you're Italian, sorry for the stroke

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

ITT: people who apparently struggle to eat pasta

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

orzo is really good in marry me chicken, one of fiances signature dishes

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I am vegan so I make marry me chickpeas instead. Very good!

[-] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Orzo is great in greece style salad with feta cheese and olives

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[-] Socket462@feddit.it 5 points 1 day ago

And now I am hungry.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 18 points 2 days ago

I forget the name, but the one that's kind like penne rigate, but a much wider diameter tube, with ends cut straight instead of angled. That one literally always falls apart and turns to kinda mushy strips when I've tried to cook it or had it cooked by someone else.

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