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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

Slowly being influenced by an extremist religious ideological group with violent tendencies ....

The Alabamadan

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

AlabamaKlan Maybe Alamagaklan... But I don't think it's really Alabama doing much of the heavy lifting

[-] froh42@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

*Muskistan

ftfy

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago

Can the blue states merge with Canada?

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

As a Vermonter I believe Quebec should adopt us. Together we could control the worlds maple syrup supply!

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Please, yes. The blue states basically do welfare for the red states anyway.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Only if you accept a single payer health care system and like it!

[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 48 minutes ago

Oh no! That sounds so scary!

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

What an injustice /s

[-] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 12 points 17 hours ago

I mean, it’s not so far from the truth. Based on many metrics, it is a Third World country

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 6 points 6 hours ago

Third World is a defunct term. The current nomenclature is “underdeveloped.”

[-] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

I am from a third world country and find this offensive.

[-] moonburster@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

I wouldn't like being compared to that shit hole either

[-] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 15 hours ago

can't be, the only metric that defined a third-world country was that it was not allied with the us or the ussr

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

The country built on native American burial grounds and founded by slave owning 1%ers who didn't want to pay taxes is a bad place? No wayyyyyyyyyy.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago
[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago

Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice "que LA chingada", "que cabrones", " guey", "pendejo", " a LA verga", "pinche" y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo..."no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano....osea no? Asi...okay Ora tu. Andale.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Señor, esto es un Wendy's.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Me chupa tres huevos. Ubicate boludo

[-] mvilain@fedia.io 40 points 1 day ago

When some random #MAGAidiot complains that one of Trump's new policies is hurting them, instead of blaming Trump, just remind the idiot "Isn't that what you voted for?"

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

"I hope you get what you voted for" is one of my favorite phrases to come from this shit show.

[-] Ofiuco@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 day ago

Here in México we go by «Disfruten lo votado» which could be translated to Enjoy what was voted for or Enjoy what you voted for, depending on the context.

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 day ago

Trouble is, they would love that.

Gulf of Magastan.

[-] Deello@lemm.ee 9 points 23 hours ago

*Golf of Magastan

They did away with the Dept of Education

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago

Trump naming it after the "Great American sport of golfing."

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Imagine a century from now as your great-grandchildren are trying to explain the etymology of "The United Canadio-Pacific People's Magastani Republic" to a refugee from the sunken islands of "X, The Everything Florida".

[-] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Don't worry.

It won't take a century for Florida to sink.

[-] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

How the absolute fuck are we here again? Oh yeah, too many stupid fuckers with the ability to vote...and rich assholes bankrolling all of it.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 14 hours ago

It's the rich assholes, mostly. Money talks, especially in an openly corrupt country like the current United States.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Between Ivankada and Erico.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago
[-] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 5 hours ago

One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

These MAGAts are crazy!

[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

But progressively more over the last decade...

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Regrettably so.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

California recently voted to keep slavery legal.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

For prisoners, yes. If that's all it takes to be Magastan, then the US has always been Magastan.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Republicanistan, run by the talibangelicals and y’all qaeda. Magastan works, too.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Trump: “this is my daughter…”

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I fucking hate America, but this Magastan, tell me more!

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